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2008
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Positive Reviews
13
Negative reviews
42
Average Rating
1.9
/5
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3.0
Neither grand enough to be impressive nor antic enough to be charming, the movie settles for bland and frantic, climaxing in a showdown among decadent ..
EW
2.5
Kids looking for a fun movie with a prehistoric setting would be better served with Ice Age and its sequel.
Common Sense Media
0.5
Emmerich, the director of Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow, has been styling himself in the mold of master of disaster Irwin Allen for some ..
Austin Chronicle
2.5
And DLehs transition to heroism has nothing wild and pre historic about it.
ETimes (TOI)
2.0
The script by Emmerich and soundtrack composer Harald Kloser combines clichs and utter silliness.
E Film Critic
1.0
Unconscionably boring, shoddily executed and filled with more bad laughs that most recent comedies, this would be prehistoric epic is such a monumenta ..
E Film Critic
1.3
There must be 300 woolly mammoths in this movie, and not one good full frontal trampling.
San Francisco Chronicle
3.0
What is more embarrassingly enjoyable, guilty fun is the brash daftness run rampant.
1.5
All five of those movies are good on their own, but when theyre ripped off by Emmerich in one sprawling epic; the result is a tedious bore.When hes no ..
Cinema Blend
1.3
Emmerich just wants to make a simple, old style adventure about the power of myth and pelt wearing homo sapiens in love.
Ny Daily News
1.9
Unsentimental, non glamorized, and unclouded by the usual overlay of rose colored nostalgia, this is a raw but rewarding motion picture.
ReelViews
1.9
Even a cameo by Pauly Shore in Encino Man would liven up this bombastic bore.
Usa Today
3.0
The story is compelling and the characters are well defined.There is even some character development in the film, not all that common in an action fil ..
Lariat
2.0
Its dramatic action is unconvincing, and its characters are zeroes.
Eric Ds Nider
1.3
While the special effects are top notch particularly the saber toothed tigers the humans are dull, the dialogue is ridiculous, and anyone expecting a ..
New York Post
1.3
And I saith to you, verily, it is a bad movie, with foolish racial politics, and indeed it may someday be spoken of as the worst of the year 2008.
Boston
1.0
Theres more requisite heroic nonsense and prophecyincluding a blind guy the slaves keep in a hole in the ground so they can haul him up to advance the ..
Mountain X
1.9
The scattered narrative is explained on the fly by a gabby elder, the Hamburger Helper of storytelling.
Star Tribune
1.3
(out of 4) Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis and Affif Ben Badra.Directed by Roland Emmerich.
Toronto Star
2.0
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Emanuellevy
2.5
Dont expect an abundance of gripping action or a scintilla of campy fun either.
Reel Talk Reviews
2.5
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Q Network
2.0
If youre in the mood for super sized trash with no sense of history, geography or humour, 10,000BC offers up mindless spectacle on a grand scale.
Daily Mail
2.0
But caveman cinema, even at its goofiest, can be a thought provoking genre.
Slate
1.0
As the story develops it manages to run though every imaginable cliche without pausing for breath.
Eye For Film
3.0
Even the production design looks borrowed.Omar Sharifs narration lends a faint air of importance to the film, which is already burdened by bags of sel ..
3.0
And if you have the patience to sit through the snoozy second act, theres some hot trunkntusk action to enjoy in the last reel.Take the kids along; un ..
Bbc
1.3
Conclusion: Francis Ford Coppolas adaptation of Dracula may be decadent in its overall design, but with a heavily flawed script that produces an uneve ..
The Movie Boy
2.0
But given the cheesy, awkward speeches that Emmerich and co writer Harald Kloser put in the mouths of their characters, the grunts and nonsense words ..
Las Vegas Weekly
3.0
The Curse of La Llorona cast members Raymond Cruz, Patricia Velasquez and Linda Cardellini, along with director Michael Chaves, share some personal La ..
Calendar Live
1.5
This just leaves the visual spectacle and production design to entertain you.
1.3
But it is an offensive waste of time and if the movie gods have mercy, it wont even go straight to DVD.It will go right to the Petrified Forest, to si ..
Nj
2.0
However, this latest epic is loaded with problems and doesnt have nearly enough of the junk that makes his junk food work.
7M Pictures
0.5
Prehistoric compared to 1966s One Million BC, this is a movie so bad our government should have demanded its tax break back.
Stuff
1.9
It promises spectacle and action but fails to deliver all that much of either, and ends up being so dull it cant even be enjoyed for its camp value.
Christianity Today
4.5
Like being ordered to have long hair and smile on stage, but wondering how to smile with a trombone in your mouth.Or repeatedly told youre not good en ..
News Blaze
2.0
I detected a lot of painful color contact blank stares and falling.
Brian Or Ndorf
0.0
Rather than a disaster movie, this was just plain disaster a radical departure from Emmerichs usually effective milieu and, unsurprisingly, his most w ..
The Filmy Ap
0.0
The Wooly Mammoths move in klunky ways instead of smoothly and more realistically walking across the screen.
Waffle Movies
2.0
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Entertainment Times Online ..
1.3
But what a kvetch I am.So what if this colossally hokey saga mashes up history and geography and climatology and anthropology
Chron
2.0
Uninspiring stuff indeed.With no CG stand outs to goggle at, youre left struggling to empathise with the human characters, none of which are worth a d ..
The Shiz Nit
2.0
Roland Emmerichs great big CGI blockbuster lumbers along like one of the woolly mammoths that roam across the screen.
Film Guardian
3.0
Whats so disappointing is that the idea of a big budget prehistoric epic actually is a pretty good one if handled properly.
No La
1.3
A fifteen minute VFX reel would have accomplished the same thing.
Scene Stealers
1.5
Nothing more than a standard boy meets girl, boy loses girl, and boy becomes a man to save the girl, with the Geico cavemen thrown in.
Bowling Green Daily News
2.0
My poor brain hung in there for as long as it could, but it lost its grip during the giant chicken attack and I havent seen it since.
Flip Side Archive
1.0
I just dont know anyone that I could recommend this sober film to go see. Yes, Rockwell is impressive, but its in a role I would rather forget.
The Scorecard Review
0.5
It is inconceivable that filmmakers as experienced as Emmerich and his team didnt know they were making a bad movie.
World Wng
1.5
Heavy on moronic mysticism and light on imagination, excitement, and shot to shot coherence
Cine Passion
4.5
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Cine Rina
0.5
I cant help but think that 10,000 BC started out as an idea that sounded like, Wouldnt it be cool if we had wooly mammoths and saber toothed tigers an ..
Movie Views
3.0
The little prehistoric epic that could actually delivers an entertaining couple of hours.
Edge Boston
0.0
If you plunk down the dough for this one, you will find yourself staring at one of the most moronic movies ever made.
Tucson Weekly
1.3
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4.0
When it comes to spectacle, well put up with stupid as long as its exciting.
Seanax
4.5
Those stampeding mammoths... the jewel of this wild adventure film.
2.0
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Scifi
4.5
It is a solidly good movie, a sincere Valentine to the best Stone Age fantasy fiction.
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