Alonzo Bodden: Tall, Dark, and Funny is a 2005 English-language Comedy movie. Everything is fair game for controversial comic and Last Comic Standing winner Alonzo Bodden. The funnyman strikes out on his own in his first-ever solo stand-up performance. With no judges to play to, and no censors to appease, Bodden cuts loose tackling topics ranging from race to relationships. Alonzo bodden: tall, dark, and funny features Alonzo Bodden in the title role.