Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

  • 2017


MOVIE IS original recasting.unfortunately cinematic engaging
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20 % Rotten
$ 40 Million
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Positive Reviews 12
Negative reviews 35
Average Rating 2.0/5
original recasting.unfortunately cinematic engaging

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2.2
Even children will find some of these gags predictableor just plain dumb, like the moment where characters inexplicably stand still as a car tire spra .. Av Club
1.5
The satirically edged animated illustrations by series creator Jeff Kinney, which would have made this Wimpy Kid less cartoonish, ironically enough.Al .. Austin Chronicle
3.0
Its a crass note in an otherwise perfectly serviceable kid friendly comedy. Time Out
1.3
Bowers slapstick tone and frantic pacing strain desperately to create an escalating sense of giddy mayhem, but the result feels like a lot of wheel sp .. Rogerebert
2.0
Nonetheless, the films breakneck pace strip even the handful of its quieter moments of any real weight, and as such, makes the film feel like an overl .. IGN
1.5
Somewhere along the way, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul must have misplaced the charm and humor that made the book series so popular. The Young Folks
1.0
If you absolutely must take your children to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, you are truly pitied. Cinema Blend
1.5
The adults acting is crude and clownish. The kid actors are insufferable. The gags are largely slapstick, with the three major joke groups pee, poop a .. Ny Daily News
1.3
Packed with stilted performances and hackneyed jokes from the road movie playbook, it doesnt work unless youve never seen another film in your life. The Globe And Mail
2.5
And given that the screenplay was written by Kinney and Bowers, its predictable that Haul remains very much in the tradition of the earlier Wimpy Kid .. One Guys Opinion
1.5
10 1 2 / 10 Originally a series of YA books from author Jeff Kinney, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid brand name found its way to the big screen in 2010, intr .. Blu Ray
2.0
Theres a message in there somewhere about social media being bad and family life being good, but its hard to see under all the gloop.U, 91min The Times
1.8
Basically, every character is a dummy, and the film relies on the audience being too young to realize it.Its not wimpy, just lazy. Eric Ds Nider
2.0
Jokes are lame, David Bowers direction is tired and the handful of stick figure animation scenes are cleverer than the live action. News Review
3.0
All of which is fine and dandy (if not original) in concept, but Kinney and Bowers take the low road and present material that might entertain younger .. Screen It
1.5
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise has always prided itself on poignancy. The Wrap
2.5
Best of all, the Wimpy movies managed to deliver worthwhile lessons in a saccharine free way. News Day
2.5
If nothing else, The Long Haul should keep your kids quiet for 90 minutes, because they probably wont be laughing much at these easy gags either. Film Journal
2.0
Kids may be able to relate to Gregs plight (I know I did), and a silly joke about him becoming a meme called Diaper Hands induced a loud giggle, thoug .. The Guardian
2.0
Returning director David Bowers gives it sporadic pep: theres a fun Psycho homage, and CGI projectile vomit. The Guardian
2.0
The protagonist of a long running book series by author illustrator Jeff Kinney, Greg is one of those fictional children trapped forever in the hell o .. Smh
2.0
The cast deliver likeable performances (although, like his predecessor Zachary Gordon, Drucker could maybe stand to be a little wimpier) and Bowers ke .. Flim List
0.0
Diary of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is one of the worst films of the year so far and I dont think it will have much competition. Film Inquiry
2.0
If youre a fan of the Wimpy Kid series, youll probably enjoy this one, too, even though it doesnt do anything new and isnt particularly good. Common Sense Media
1.9
A fart gag can be funny, but Bowerss listless direction and slack comic timing drains the energy out of the scripts already underwritten punchlines. Slant Magazine
2.0
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie franchise has been dormant for five years, so the new installment, subtitled The Long Haul, was an opportunity to rejuv .. The New York Times
3.8
Pet piglet run amok! and partly because this version of the Heffley family dynamic proves sweetly likable, too. Boston Globe
2.0
The films depiction of country folk is the stuff of lazy SNL caricature. The Irish Times
3.0
Tellingly, despite the casting overhaul, its the same old Wimpy Kid in that it still hasnt figured out how to make its characters as likeable or knowi .. Hollywood Reporter
1.0
Settle in for the Long Haul, because this is one bumpy and miserable ride. Los Angeles Times
0.6
I kind of hated 2010s Diary of a Wimpy Kid.I loathed its 2011 follow up Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules. Movie Freak
2.8
Charlie Wright, left, and Jason Drucker star in the road movie comedy Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul..(Photo: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporat .. Detroit News
3.5
The slapstick highlight is a moving vehicle disaster involving hungry seagulls, a broken sunroof and a whole lot of Cheetohs. Variety
3.0
Diary of a Wimpy Kid gave it a good shot: based on a best selling series of 12 books, the movie series managed to crank out three films relatively qui .. Forbes
1.9
And although Bowers admittedly offers up a somewhat effective Psycho sendup in the third act, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul stands as just anoth .. Reel Film
3.1
Chill, furious texters: this cast is just as fun as the factory issue. The Star
1.0
The previous movies featured similar gags but never let them overwhelm the plot or characters. Now Toronto
1.9
The Long Haul suffers from a poor script, unconvincing acting and an agitating soundtrack that makes the whole production feel decidedly low budget. Deseret News
2.0
No grand resolutions are enacted, but various truths memorably reach the surface that the missing scion didnt. The Age
2.0
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul will be numbing for adults to sit through. Raidió Teilifís Éireann
1.0
This Wimpy Kid chapter might provide entertainment for undemanding kids, but accompanying adults will be left longing for the end of a film that feels .. Flicks
2.8
The poop and barf jokes are there of course, but its all basically harmless fun, if not very original. Cleve Land
3.5
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul manages a homage to both Psycho and The Birds. Stuff
0.0
The first Diary movie was trite but never felt misleading or false; kids are smarter than adults give them credit for smart enough to avoid and/or ign .. Movie Crypt
3.0
Much of the poop humor is surprisingly fresh and funny, as in the scene where only a shower curtain separates an enormous man bent on relieving himsel .. Sandiego Reader
1.3
Its been a whopping five years since the last film of the series, Dog Days, presumably because each of the Wimpy Kid films made less money than its pr .. National Post
2.5
Adults will smile at riffs on Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds and Psycho.All in all, its harmless fun. The Australian
1.0
Its an appropriately vulgar subplot for a story that seems more disdainful of the messiness of the family experience than celebratory of it.According .. Ap News
2.5
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul rises above its lowbrow roots. Sf Chronicle
2.0
It never really moves beyond there, and is a mess at various points. Splice Today
3.8
And Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul provides cinematic support for that pessimistic principle. Baret News Wire
1.3
A dirge of unfunny scatological material, techno anxiety and child endangerment masquerading as familial bonding. Star News Online



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