Goats

  • 2012


MOVIE IS memorable interesting convincing amateurish disappointing
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26 %
19 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 9
Negative reviews 10
Average Rating 2.5/5
memorable interesting convincing amateurish disappointing

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2.0
Shes more convincing at acting the flake than Duchovny, whose deadpan affect seems even flatter when hes playing high. Av Club
3.0
Shes more convincing at acting the flake than Duchovny, whose deadpan affect seems even flatter when hes playing high. Av Club
3.0
While such restraint robs the film of any purposeful thrust, its ambling pace and Elliss academic successes allows for a more fine grained exploration .. Time Out
2.5
Because I dont do it for fame, I dont even care about being famous actually.
1.5
But whether its Duchovnys clichd good time stoner or Farmigas clichd New Age goofball, too many of the characters around Ellis feel like cardboard con .. Screen Daily
3.1
Still, theres something about Goats that makes the clichd narrative almost forgivable. Paste Magazine
2.0
But it all remains remarkably free of memorable comic situations, dramatic tension or emotional insight.
2.0
A movie that isnt terrible, but apart from the goat fixation and Duchovnys zonked out turn doesnt offer much that hasnt been done elsewhere, and often .. One Guys Opinion
1.5
Christopher Neil directs with a mechanical blandness made more tedious still by a score of gentle guitar strumming so aggravatingly benign it might in .. Village Voice
2.5
Mellow, but very much a work in progress, Goats has a bland but overcrowded menu that could benefit from a little feta. Observer
3.0
Goats is standing on the shoulders of its coming of age predecessors, adding nothing except a reminder that every generation goes through the same thi .. Blogs Indie Wire
3.0
Goats is an amateurish coming of age movie made up scattershot ideas that are never developed. Coles Mithey
1.5
The actors struggle to seem off handed, much as the script does. Goats needs to be more goat like in every way unbridled, untamed, randy and it never .. Hollywood And Fine
2.0
But it doesnt add up to much; its a wisp of a movie, gone by the time youre out of your seat. Dvd Talk
1.5
If that sounds interesting at all on paper, it doesnt manage to translate in moving images. Ion Cinema
3.5
He does well there, earning straight As and even helping a floundering roommate (Nicholas Lobue) who lacks study skills. Honey Cutts Hollywood
3.0
Despite the ever escalating cost of private education, there are still some who feel that theres no character more empathetic than a boarding school l .. Film.com
2.0
... a stubborn, mangy, tangled haired mutt of a movie one that could have used a little more guidance and construction and a little less free range qu .. MSN Movies
3.5
A sweet junket into the land of the new agers, and youth that refuses to grow old. Monsters And Critics
2.0
Random and disappointing. Even Capricorns will give it a hooves down. Rent Running with Scissors instead.
3.8
Pretty, confused and thrilling to analyze and revisit, Goats is just like adolescence. OK! Magazine



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