House of the Dead

  • A (INDIA)
  • 2003


MOVIE IS original miserable oppressive absolute edifying
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Average Rating 1.0/5
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1.5
He might have done better to include more, since the franchise doesnt seem much improved by the human element, and the game never resorts to having ch .. Av Club
0.5
To properly convey the jaw dropping shoddiness of this videogame based horror movie, one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid. EW
1.5
That said, whats most irritating about Nispels remake is its abandonment of the family theme midway through. Austin Chronicle
0.0
Its a botched attempt at filmmaking that could easily become a midnight staple along the lines of Showgirls, as aesthetically frazzled as Ed Woods fin ..
1.0
Cutting around frantically in a vain attempt to stir up some energy, the director, Uwe Boll, drops in occasional images from the video game itself, as .. The New York Times
1.0
To those who consider Paul Andersons Resident Evil some sort of affront to the sensibilities of hardcore videogamers the world over, The House of the .. E Film Critic
2.2
The sort of delightfully bad teen splatter flick that exists without any excuse in the world. It is a rip off of countless previous slasher films, and .. E Film Critic
2.0
This is one of those rare films that truly manages to get by on unintentional laughs, but otherwise dreadful.
0.5
Devoid of style, scares or smarts, this is one game in which everybody loses...it might be thought of as Night of the Living Crap. One Guys Opinion
1.5
Lazy by even the low standards set by earlier video game adaptations like Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat. Tv Guide
0.6
A movie is a movie, not an outlet for the most expensive arcade game ever made. Mark Reviews Movies
2.0
George A Romeros original template has now worn pretty thin so youll either love this repetitive gore fest for its unpretentious dumbness or hate it f .. Radio Times
1.3
If you wait for video, put your finger on the fast forward button and never let go. Internet Reviews
1.0
I confess I nodded off three times during its 94 minutes (time better spent and considerably more edifying), so I may have missed some of the finer po .. Mountain X
1.0
Early hopes that this might qualify for so bad its good status the sea salt played by Clint Howard is a hoot vanish under a volley of idiotic plotting .. Toronto Star
1.0
A film thats so bad, so grievously awful in so many ways, that youre convinced that it was meant to be a comedy. Flim Threet
1.0
Its so bad it could well go down in history as one of the worst zombie movies ever made. Bbc
1.3
Its cheesy, lame, embarrassingly acted, sloppily written, and totally unscary. The Movie Boy
3.0
Theres scarcely a whiff of originality in the zombie horror picture House of the Dead, but Uwe Boll has directed it with enough energy and style that .. Calendar Live
0.0
Sad to say that after its unpromising opening minutes, the film defies the odds by getting progressively worse. Film Freak Central
2.0
Without a joystick, audiences cant relish the cheap thrills the video game offers. Its about as much fun as looking over someone elses shoulder at the .. Boxoffice Magazine
0.5
Its a disappointment all around, with no scares and little gore (youd hope horror would deliver one or the other). E Online
0.5
So willfully opposed to everything that decades of refinement have established as cinematic grammar that I am unable to decide if Boll is a genius or .. Antagony & Ecstasy
1.3
From its rapid fire editing to its oppressive techno soundtrack, its a movie designed to irritate all who come near. Sltrib
0.5
There is an extended sequence in which every individual character goes bullet time, and Boll must think its so cool just because theyre in bullet time .. Window To The Movies
0.5
Even connoisseurs of bad movies will find little to enjoy in this one. Guide Live
0.5
House Of The Dead is laugh out loud funny. I should add, however, that it is not a comedy. Jam! Movies
1.3
How are you supposed to be even remotely scared if youre constantly being reminded that what youre watching is a movie written and directed by some gu .. National Post
0.5
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the evidence that no more video games, under any conditions, should be made into movies. From The Balcony
0.5
One of the most astonishingly idiotic pieces of entertainment Ive ever had the displeasure of sitting through. Nicks Chager
0.0
How do films like these get made for video, let alone the wide theatrical run Dark Horizons
1.5
Id recommend dusting off your Dreamcast, locating your lightgun and shooting zombies to your hearts content. Youll have a better time than you will wi .. Juicy Cerebellum
1.0
The novelty of seeing rampaging zombies get shot in the head wears off after 40 minutes or so. Ear Of Newt
3.0
While not as technically brilliant as some zombie fare, HotD more than makes up for this lack in terms of sheer heart. Sure, its a low budget venture, .. Film Force Ign
0.5
This listless big screen blow up of the Sega video game reduces horror genre conventions to banal clichs. Boston Phoenix
1.9
The question in all these movies are who will survive, if anyone, but in this case, its also a matter of who cares Zap2it.com
1.0
Boll directs the film as indiscriminately as his characters fire their weapons. eye WEEKLY
1.5
When are these people going to learn that the flimsy plots that work in video games are not going to work for movies 3 Black Chicks
0.0
Five minutes into the picture and I felt my inner child weeping for the future of the industry. The Cinema Phile Blog
1.3
And now, a rundown on the rest of the story: BLAST, BAM, SPLAT, BLEAH, BANG, BOOM, FIZZ!!!!!!! Arizona Daily Star
0.0
Dead is so artistically and creatively bankrupt that it boggles the mind just how a miserable little picture like this could sneak into theaters and e .. Modamag.com
1.0
All the subtlety of a horny bull in a china shop and all the style of a street tramp. CinemaBlend
0.0
Resides amid half remembered fragments of Cinemax soft core, Turkish remakes of The Exorcist, and third string Troma releases such as Fat Guy Goes Nut .. F5 (Wichita, KS)
1.3
House of the Dead is a very entertaining film, but only because its made in a such inept and unprofessional way that its almost impossible to believe .. Más Gamers



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