Java Heat

  • 2013


MOVIE IS hilarious capable indonesian unresolved
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9 %
7 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 3
Negative reviews 9
Average Rating 2.0/5
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3.0
However, unlike Hyams and Florentineor McTiernan and Woo before themAllyn doesnt have anything new to offer the genre; hes capable but derivative. Av Club
1.5
However, unlike Hyams and Florentineor McTiernan and Woo before themAllyn doesnt have anything new to offer the genre; hes capable but derivative. Av Club
3.5
This Dimension pickup is a hectic, sometimes hilarious guilty pleasure that should delight genre geeks. Variety
2.5
A middling genre movie, but its oddly likable for its conflicted, unresolved tension.
1.5
Its too bad that similar effort hadnt been expended on the screenplay, which misses nary a predictable note. The Hollywood Reporter
2.0
The films anthropological interest in Indonesia is the smartest thing in an otherwise familiar scramble of kidnapped babes, expensive jewelry and mill ..
1.0
Remember all those years when Mickey Rourke was languishing in cheap, straight to DVD work that paid his rent and wasted his talents Apparently, he ac .. Ny Daily News
1.5
Java Heats title refers not to hot coffee but to the Indonesian island, though caffeine is certainly recommended to make it through this tepid buddy c .. Village Voice
2.0
Its violent enough to numb, but Allyn doesnt launch the effort to rousing heights of escapism. In the end, Java Heat works better as a travelogue than .. Blu Ray
1.3
Lutz ... doesnt have half the charisma required to hold together this jumble of cheesy shootouts and chases, but at least Rourke provides some uninten .. New York Post
4.5
The perfect macho date movie for that Type A juicehead in your life, marked by Mickey Rourkes ever accelerating descent into Lon Chaney esque grotesqu .. Film Journal International ..
1.5
A better title for Java Heat might have been Java Noise, since that is mostly what this uninvolving action film produces. Ny Times
1.0
Overall, a wretched mess of an action film, with only passable production values to commend it. The National



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