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2003
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Positive Reviews
17
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3.0
The screwball honeymoon farce Just Married is a lot more conventional, but it allows Kutcher, once again, to fashion himself into a cuddle bug pinup.
EW
1.9
This is as likely as a sports bar in Brooklyn televising boules in French.
Rogerebert
1.0
But JUST MARRIED relies too much on Murphys twinkly laugh and Kutchers goofy grin to cover up the tired jokes.
Common Sense Media
1.9
One mitigating factor: Kutcher and Brittany are so gosh darn adorable you can almost lose yourself in their pearly whites.
1.0
Just Married is a veritable orgy of strained physical gags, inane vulgarity and poor comic timing.
2.5
Overall, Just Married doesnt really take it has a shelf life about as short as the disastrous honeymoon but in the moment, its cute, if corny.Itll do.
3.0
The comedy is effective and the slapstick scenes well executed, but its just all too familiar.
2.5
Having said that, the laughs in the film werent exactly of the fall out of your seat variety and neither were its romantic bits a la GONE WITH THE WIN ..
JoBlo
2.5
Despite the fantasy setting and aesthetic, its a human tale about relatable characters with real emotions.
ReelViews
1.9
The combination simply doesnt work, as their exploits are played for cute funny not rowdy funnyand many other reasons too.The movie seems to want us t ..
Mark Reviews Movies
3.0
Just Married, the first release of 2003, isnt totally awful.It just manages to squeak by as awfully average.
2.5
This film ... thinks its being cute when in fact its being exceedingly irritating.
Usa Today
1.9
No, its the paper thin characters and utterly predictable storyline that does the film in.
Reel Film Reviews
3.0
Too many films with upstanding morals are very dull, and plenty of gray area films are, lets face it, highly entertaining.
Eric Ds Nider
1.0
It truly is a honeymoon in hell, but its grating and annoying rather than funny.
News Review
1.5
To the credit of director Meghna Gulzar, she doesnt make JUST MARRIED as a high on histrionics film.
indiaglitz
1.8
Unfortunately, theres not enough of that or decent laughs to make the picture a winning effort.
Screen It
2.0
Still, it has a couple of decent laughs and its watchable enough if youve seen everything else.
View London
3.5
This does much to counteract the saccharine atmosphere that often cloys even the best intentioned honeymoon comedies.
Film Journal International ..
2.5
As much as you may want to like the film and much of that has to do with the appeal of its stars, Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy this slapstick/ro ..
Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
3.8
The two wonderfully likeable stars steal your heart in every silly scene.
Internet Reviews
1.9
The films insistence that these two kids belong together for eternity should persuade only the credulous and unmarried. (I give them six months, perso ..
Boston
1.0
Real life item Kutcher and Murphy may light up each others world off screen, but onscreen they have less chemistry than Kutcher and Sean Scott William ..
Mountain X
1.5
This is meant to make us laugh, but youll just want to smack some sense into them.
3.0
You have to keep living your life: Survivors of the Yonge St. van attack send comfort to the Danforth Three months later, the people of Willowdale are ..
Toronto Star
4.5
Mr. McEnery (David Rasche) is convinced Tom doesnt deserve his precious daughter.
Reel Talk Reviews
1.5
It takes a number of awkward running steps at the beginning and then founders irrevocably midway through.
Salon
2.0
Like a head on collision between some nice performances and a really stupid plot.
Flim Threet
1.0
Not the good kind either.Its an uncomfortable set up, but this flick will have you squirming for all the wrong reasons.
Bbc
0.0
The outside seat fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesnt mean that you have to.
Mr Brown Movies
2.5
Unfortunately, the majority of the film fails to take off as it should because of director Shawn Levys unsteady experience in adequately setting up a ..
The Movie Boy
1.5
Of interest only as a product of such generic blandness as to be absolutely airtight: not a whiff of originality or real life has been allowed to spoi ..
Calendar Live
1.9
With any good old fashioned romantic comedy the power of love wins out.
Hollywood
3.1
Hilarious Murphy, Kutcher are newlyweds at each others throats when post nuptual trip goes south in Just Married In the screwball honeymoon gone wrong ..
Spliced Wire
2.5
The plot is merely an excuse for the jokes.Given that meager foundation, the movie is moderately successful, at least on its own terms.
Movie Habit
0.6
Look, the real wonder of WW84 is that this maybe isnt the worst thing about it.
Film Freak Central
2.5
Resorts to pratfalls and other familiar bits that, while occasionally funny, somehow make it all just a little too formulaic to really lock on.
Boxoffice Magazine
2.0
Naw, there isnt much substance, and the end result is never in doubt, but the laughs are there.
E Online
1.5
Long stretches without supporting characters while the newlyweds are on the road will probably make you as sick of Tom and Sarah as they are of each o ..
La Weekly
1.9
Unmatured direction and screenwriting, patchy editing, this formula film may yet still appeal to the under eighteen crowd.
Ross Anthony
2.5
Murphy and Kutcher ... have earned their big cue the credits kiss, even if the movie has not.
Sltrib
1.9
... as the laughter suddenly stops... the guys in the audience will look at each other helplessly and think Did they switch out the last reel or did I ..
Movie Crypt
1.0
You will be able to save yourself from getting disappointed of watching nothing but a lame movie.
Window To The Movies
3.0
a bizarre mixture of original comedy with fresh delivery and painfully old gags
Fat Guys At The Movies
1.3
Like all too many marriages, this movie is more an endurance test than the test of true love it pretends to be.
Freep
1.0
...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.
Movie Metropolis
3.8
Ditches the expected route and comes out surprisingly original and endearing.
Denver Post
1.5
Like Tom and Sarahs doomed honeymoon, Just Married is a hopeless failure from its first few frames.
Filmcritic.com
1.5
To paraphrase that old bit of wedding wisdom, theres plenty thats old, very little thats new, a lot of stuff thats borrowed and the result might leave ..
James Sanford on Film
1.5
Unfortunately, the potential comedy of the situation is lost and the result doesnt event warrant a giggle.
1.5
If I had been a wedding guest, instead of throwing rice, I would have thrown something more substantial like a 10 pound ashtray.
TheMovieChicks.com
2.0
The cast must work overtime to overcome musty jokes that possess the unmistakable scent of a rented tuxedo.
Eclipse Magazine
1.9
shouldnt have chosen Just Married, with its irritating script and banal premise, as her first romantic comedy to topline.
Premiere Magazine
3.1
In the end, a few genuinely funny moments aside, the script is simply too predictable and unvarying to earn the viewers loyalty.
Globe and Mail
1.3
Brittany Murphy is a very complex woman. Her eyes say take me, her roots say color me, and her random facial spasms say treat me for Parkinsons.
Movie Juice
2.3
...is falling down inherently funny when the person doing it isnt a physical actor/comedian Nope.
Supercala.com
1.9
Despite the irrepressible cuteness of this real life couple in Just Married, this is one marriage that just isnt going to last.
Zap2it.com
2.5
Just Married skates by, just barely, because of the sly, funny, sexy Murphy and the appealing Kutcher.
Miami Herald
3.8
As predictable as they come, but Murphy and Kutcher help move things along smoothly. They generate a breezy give and take that transforms nicely from ..
Arizona Daily Star
3.0
They had the opportunity to create a film with big laughs, and they dropped the ball.
2.5
Even tossing in handsome, rich other guy Peter Prentiss (Christian Kane) doesnt do much more than irritate, since hes so smarmy and out of place.
Dvd Journal
3.0
There are some movies that are good, there are some movies that are bad, and there are some movies that are made tolerable simply because the stars se ..
3.5
Theres something sweetly endearing about this mildly funny little newlywed endeavor.
CinemaBlend
1.9
But, then again, you dont have to know how much of a movie is second hand to recognize it as second rate.
Moving Pictures How
1.5
Its just a soulless romp that goes on for a couple of hours, that looks like a messy mash up of pointless sequences.
Now Running
2.5
In two years this flick will be running endlessly on Comedy Central, but if youre craving a mindless romantic comedy before then, Married makes a dece ..
3.0
Just Married manages to jump the beginners faults and offers a good movie experience for those who stepped into the theater hall without high expectat ..
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