New York Minute

  • 2004


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12 %
11 % Rotten
$ 21 Million
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Positive Reviews 7
Negative reviews 28
Average Rating 1.8/5
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1.5
En route to New York, the girls accidentally come into possession of a microchip sought by hoodlum Andy Richter, who trots out a Charlie Chan style Ch .. Av Club
0.5
Some parents could probably write off New York Minute as a harmless celluloid diversion; indeed, the tweens in the audience seemed to appreciate it. Austin Chronicle
0.0
Cabin Boy was less embarrassing.For the tweens who comprise Mary Kate and Ashleys core fan base, this big city farce is probably like a trip to the mo .. Austin Chronicle
1.9
New York Minute is a textbook example of a film created as a vehicle but without any ideas about where the vehicle should go. Rogerebert
1.0
Its a blatant rip off of that 80s classic without any of the charm or jokes or talent. Cinema Blend
3.0
Poised between child stardom and adult celebrity, tween queens Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen celebrate their coming of age with their first feature. Tv Guide
2.5
Even more insipid than youd guess, Minute is infrequently made bearable by the cutie quotient of its richer than sin leads. Usa Today
0.5
There is no real humor.It is a dour trainwreck of a faux screwball movie. Eric Ds Nider
1.0
The girls are so popular and the movie is so cheap looking that it will surely make a profit, but its not good. News Review
2.0
Oh, and they learn to, like, totally love each other and stuff too.The film definitely has problems for one thing, its the sort of film that thinks a .. View London
2.5
2 is driven far more by character and dialogue, and eventually unveils gentle and even endearing scenes.Marvelous acting and large doses of ingenious .. Cs Monitor
4.0
Their only previous feature, It Takes Two in 1995, didnt add up to much, but theyve kept their four hands in with a pretty constant outpouring of dire .. Film Journal
1.3
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen might be the only thing tweenage girls have in common with their brothers and fathers.Its an uncomfortable, you might say u .. Boston
0.5
If Mean Girls represents the best of the teen movie genre, then this is the extreme other end of the spectrum. Mountain X
1.5
In one striking shot, the sisters fake squabble at an angle that frames the magnificent Flatiron Building a shining skyscraper when it was completed i .. Ew
1.5
Levy is given nothing good to do here.Hes unfortunately annoying, boring and bland. Cinema Crazed
2.0
Nine year olds might be moderately entertained, but the films dismal performance in the US hints legions of Olsen devotees have moved on. Empire
2.0
It is always good news to have a movie for the 8 14 year olds, but it is too bad this one isnt better. Common Sense Media
2.5
The intended audience is closer to the age of the films 17 year old stars. Sf Gate
2.0
Its enough to make you bring a camcorder along, just out of spite. Bbc
0.6
It plays like a faux Dr. Seuss poem featuring the Hilton sisters and composed in secret by illegal substance fueled dirty mindscall it Every Race Has .. Slant Magazine
1.0
The effect isnt just frenetic, unfunny and dull.Its kind of creepy. Washington Post
2.5
What are you, some kind of monsters asks an exasperated commuter in New York Minute..The query, addressed to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, is surely mea .. The New York Times
1.9
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are charming performers and they make an effortless transition to the big screen regardless of the poor material (special k .. The Movie Boy
1.9
The only things worse than its sophomoric plot are its gratuitous little details like the lily white Bennies awful Asian accent and the miniature mutt .. Hollywood
2.0
But if you have children they should like it and adults shouldnt be bored out of their skulls. Tony Medley
3.1
This picture is basically more of the same, but with a slightly sharper sense of admittedly lowbrow humor that for the first time gives the bright eye .. Spliced Wire
2.0
We asked for the top 100 OHIP billers and the Star has won at the Court of Appeal In another chapter of a four year legal battle that began with a Sta .. The Star
1.3
This is a painfully cliched, formulaic comedy that casts the Olsens as what else twins. Deseret News
1.9
Six people were shot, and two women were killed, in various incidents of violence across Kansas City overnight. Kansas City
2.0
The attempts at slapstick and physical comedy are stiff and stupid. Waffle Movies
3.1
Dennie Gordon directs the movie like a rock & roll comic book, with bright visuals and more split screens than in Hulk. Montreal Film Journal
3.1
Snitch What lengths would you go to to protect your child.Snitch proves there is no limit. Entertainment Spectrum
1.3
We want you to be happy!.What if I do a mailing and get returned mail Movie Eye
0.0
Much feminist scholarship has been devoted to the deconstruction of Barbie, much of it as legitimately disturbing as it is overreaching.But with the O .. Web Archive
2.0
Game of Thrones: Sounds Like the Iron Bank Wont Be in the Final Season IGN News The representative of the Iron Bank, Tycho Nestoris played by Mark Gat .. Film Force Ign
3.5
Like most of the Olsen oeuvre, it is very much an engineered product. The Tyee
1.9
Veteran TV director Dennie Gordon wisely keeps the pace chugging along, even if his film casts aside nearly all logic in its wake. Wash Times
3.5
New York Minute is a deep incision, part of our ongoing national lobotomy. Mixed Reviews



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