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Pinocchio
2002
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3
Negative reviews
24
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2.0
The shoddy fake sets and general tone of rustic medieval rib nudging are enough to make you wish that someone would stop Benigni before he commits woo ..
EW
1.0
Skip this one: Walt Disneys animated Pinocchio is imaginative, fun, and a much better film.
Common Sense Media
1.5
A film substantially lacking in personality, energy, magic and humor.
Variety
1.9
Its like watching an ass put on a blue suittheres still an ass underneath.
1.3
At times, the movie looks genuinely pretty. Your nightmares, on the other hand, will be anything but. Not even Felinni would know what to make of this ..
E Film Critic
1.3
Like the Disney animated classic, Pinocchio is based on Carlo Collodis 1885 fairy tale.
San Francisco Chronicle
3.0
Benignis folly...In every sense of the word, the picture is just frightful; it will either terrify children or bore them to tears, and adults will be ..
One Guys Opinion
0.5
What remains is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona, here a more annoying, though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild, ..
Village Voice
2.0
Good special effects and Benignis flair for physical comedy are wasted in this insipid, nearly unbearable film.Take a step back, Roberto, and before y ..
Eric Ds Nider
0.0
While it might not be a true adaptation of the original story, its a terrific, engaging and endearing film.
Screen It
0.0
Perhaps the biggest fiasco of 2002, Roberto Benignis Pinocchio was snuck into theatres Christmas day without press previews and one can certainly see ..
Film Journal International ..
1.0
The spectacle of a 50 year old man frolicking through fields and marveling at the existence of squirrels (Oh, what a wonderful world I live in!) isnt ..
Mountain X
1.5
Benigni tries desperately to imbue it all with magical charm and slapstick humor, but itll be all you can do to keep from fleeing the theater screamin ..
1.0
In the spirit of the season, I assign one bright shining star to Roberto Benignis Pinocchio but I guarantee that no wise men will be following after i ..
Toronto Star
4.5
However, Walt Disneys 1940 animated classic remains my favorite film about you.
Reel Talk Reviews
0.0
Marshall stages the narrative scenes in a fairly pedestrian manner and pulls out all the glitzy stops for the musical ones, reflecting the new for the ..
Mr Brown Movies
1.5
Movies offer us wildly divergent stories with vivid, close up emotions, and so did the six fimmakers we invited to take part in the Envelope Directors ..
Calendar Live
2.0
The movie unfolds in a clumsy zone between fantasy and realism, and in the end its neither here nor there.
Guide Live
0.5
The recut American version is truly awful, but a good 75 percent of the awfulness is attributable to Miramax, the films distributor.
Chicago Reader
1.3
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Freep
2.0
Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio. As ..
Filmcritic.com
1.9
The dialogue is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed.
Fantastic A Daily
3.0
The so inept its surreal dubbing (featuring the voices of Glenn Close, Regis Philbin and Breckin Meyer) brings back memories of cheesy old Godzilla fl ..
Citysearch
1.3
Whats most incredible is not that Benigni thought that he could pull off a believable wooden puppet who wants to be a boy, nor thet he could turn such ..
Zap2it.com
0.5
Every good actor needs to do his or her own Hamlet. For Benigni it wasnt Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio. It might ..
Movie Views
2.5
Audiences can be expected to suspend their disbelief only so far and that does not include the 5 oclock shadow on the tall wooden kid as he skips off ..
Boston Globe
0.6
Unfortunately, Benigni looks precisely like what he is, a middle aged guy in a clown outfit and a funny hat.
Moving Pictures How
1.9
This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary. Hmmm...might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffi ..
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