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Piranha 3D
A (INDIA)
2010
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Positive Reviews
5
Negative reviews
25
Average Rating
1.6
/5
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2.5
This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away wi ..
We Got This Covered
0.5
The film is more a patchwork of darkly satirical comedy sketches and substandard gross out jokes.
Austin Chronicle
1.0
Synthetic, lifeless and shapeless, it offers nothing of the kind.
Time Out
1.0
Exactly what NOT to do with a sequel.Alexandre Ajas Piranha 3D was hardly a masterpiece, but it was a real movie.
IGN
1.0
Frankly, the only terrifying thing about the film is the inevitable final bit that blatantly and bloodily sets up yet another sequel.
E Film Critic
2.5
(Price made four 3 D horror flicks.).Hollywood passes on deeper, going with wider screens CinemaScope and VistaVision.
The Globe And Mail
1.5
Add to this that it takes place in the town of Merkin, and youll get an idea of the labored spirit of dirty old man humor that prevails.
Village Voice
1.0
This includes vomit spray, gushers of blood and endless piranhas biting sensitive body parts.
Radio Times
1.5
Despite the high hopes of genre fans, this is one stinky fish story.
The Wrap
1.0
If youve seen the trailer, youve seen all the good bits.Avoid like a piranha infested swimming pool.
View London
1.8
The best part of Piranha 3DD, the pointless sequel to the utterly unnecessary 2010 remake of Piranha, is the credits.
Ew
1.5
Susan Grangers review of Piranha 3DD (Dimension Films) Give this tacky horror comedy sequel some credit for truth in advertising!
Susang Ranger
2.0
And the movie stoops so low as to show a piranha killing a young boy.
Common Sense Media
1.3
John Gulager is neither artist nor genius, bringing only straight to video conviction to Piranha 3DD.
Slant Magazine
1.5
Nope: its hard to ignore the implication that the makers of this film and the audience it presumes wants to see it believes that womens breasts are fo ..
Flickfilosopher
2.0
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Total Film
2.5
VIDEO: Piranha 3DD: Less Taste, More Everything Else Than Original As sequels go, Piranha 3DD has barely enough heft to squeeze out 83 minutes of ho h ..
Hollywood Reporter
3.0
Its teasing jiggles are much more exciting than its straight ahead nudity.
Los Angeles Times
2.5
Less tongue in cheek than its 2010 predecessor and more tongue hanging out drooling, this latest iteration of the predatory piscine franchise, helmed ..
Variety
1.2
Every attempt at horror and suspense is so shockingly inept Piranha 3DD might actually be hilarious if it wasnt so pathetic.
Hit Fix
2.5
The humor is fine, but it needed some convincing horror and a semi coherent story to surround it.
Aisle Seat
2.5
It is, as a result, impossible to label Piranha 3DD as anything more than a fairly blatant cash grab, which is a shame, certainly, given the potential ..
Reel Film
1.0
This aquatic abominations 2010 predecessor Piranha 3D supplied a good dose of enjoyable escapism that toyed with its lowbrow status and unleashed enou ..
Digital Spy
1.0
Instead he flings comic bits and gross out gags around desperately.
Ny Times
3.1
Where the movie charms is in its twisted brand of no holds barred comedy.
Dustin Put Man
1.5
Its bizarre to criticize an offering of junk food like Piranha 3DD, but theres a frightening shortage of imagination to the picture, especially in the ..
Brian Or Ndorf
0.5
Not scary, not funny, not clever, Piranha 3DD is just a waste of time.
Hollywood Chicago
1.5
But whats also excepted of films of any kind is a decent story and beyond Piranhas premise, there isnt much there.
Shockya
3.0
More fun than Piranha 3D, the original remake (if thats a thing), because it is more ridiculous.
Crave Online
3.0
It follows that this sequel directed by the relatively unknown lacks the bawdy confidence of its predecessor, but still manages to deliver the gory go ..
What Culture
2.0
Its not all terrible.Hasselhoff is at least having a good time as a party hard version of himself, and his triple take in the final scenes at the pool ..
M Tv
1.5
A floating stage capsizes from the weight of all the panicking picnickers.
Koimoi
1.6
And so for every great flick that Aja directs a truly bad sequel crops up.
Flixist
1.3
Granted, there were lots of crotches and boobs in Piranha 3DDs predecessor, but that picture was, even in the midst of all its absurdity, craftily pac ..
Movie Line
2.5
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Sfx
3.0
Fortunately, for the giant clusterf*ck finale Gulager brilliantly pulls no punches and the spectacle is indeed spectacular.
Horror
0.6
Here is a follow up that could not be any more clueless if it had been conceived in a void.
The Cinema Phile Blog
2.5
Clearly inspired by the more puerile nature of its direct predecessor, John Gulagers Piranha 3DD may be one of the chintziest movies of the year.
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