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Return to the Blue Lagoon
1991
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Return to the Blue Lagoon
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1.8
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1.9
Return to the Blue Lagoon aspires to the soft core porn achievements of the earlier film, but succeeds instead of creating a new genre, no core porn.
Rogerebert
4.5
Like a sex education film made by semi liberated nuns, the movie keeps its sticky truths hidden beneath a veneer of leering cleanliness.
Time Out
2.5
Return to the Blue Lagoon (PG 13) By Hal Hinson Washington Post Staff Writer August 03, 1991 Up until now, I thought it was pretty near impossible to ..
1.5
Its stupid, itll probably cause a certain amount of brain damage, but theyll do it anyway and its better for them than crack.
1.0
A textbook example of a disaster that amazingly manages not only to contain bad acting and an appalling script, but also some of the most unconvincing ..
Radio Times
2.0
My first reaction when I read about Return to the Blue Lagoon was, Why.But, being the fair minded critic that I am, I approached this movie with an op ..
Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
1.5
Graham paints a picture of love that is tediously sexist. One for pervs and frustrated holidaymakers only.
Empire
1.0
The major differences come from the level of polish and detail infused into every pixel Superman Returns looks spectacular even if it plays like half ..
Total Film
1.5
Return to the Blue Lagoon is a pointless spinoff of the 1980 hit, which was itself a remake of a 1949 British pic.
Variety
2.5
A movie whose best features are its lush tropical vistas has evident limitations.
Movies Tv Guide
1.5
In addition, the picture possesses strangely epic music, perhaps more fitting for a sweeping period piece romance than a small budgeted cult sequel.
3.5
It works, with a hearty sense of character connection established, making the climax less about programmed theatrics and more about two smart, hesitan ..
Brian Or Ndorf
1.5
Return to the Blue Lagoon (citywide) spends the first 43 of its 101 minutes pretending to be a sequel when it really wants to be a remake.
La Times
2.5
Back In Blue Lagoon, Only Names Have Changed The story remains the same in Return to the Blue Lagoon, a virtual remake of the original starring newcom ..
Articles Chicago Tribune
2.5
Look no further for a dictionary definition than the screen space these kids occupy for 90 vacuous minutes.The travelogue style photography is soothin ..
Seattle Times
1.5
Return to the Blue Lagoon is neither campy enough to be howlingly funny nor prurient enough to be provocative.
Articles Philly
2.5
The movie is occasionally cutesy. Thats the worst of it. You cant call it gross, but it is cutesy.
Articles Baltimore Sun
1.0
He thinks hers looks like a cowrie shell. She protests that she cant aim hers the way he can his.Welcome to cute sex in the movies.
Articles Sun Sentinel
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