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Simon Sez
1999
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2.0
Rodman the media whore might flirt with intriguing ideas, but unlike such forebears as Bowie, Madonna, and Ali, theres no real wit, intelligence, or i ..
Av Club
1.2
The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain basement rip off of Ronin, which means that an occasional scrappy car chase gets mixed in with the martial arts ..
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0.5
Me, Ill stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96 foot hardwood floor.
1.5
Its a reasonably enjoyable movie, though not for the reasons intended.
Eric Ds Nider
0.0
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen its amazing that this hack job didnt go straight to video.
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1.5
The Curse of La Llorona cast members Raymond Cruz, Patricia Velasquez and Linda Cardellini, along with director Michael Chaves, share some personal La ..
Calendar Live
1.3
A retired CIA operative who now lives in France and works for Interpol, Simon (Rodman) gets sucked into the apparent kidnapping of a software magnates ..
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1.5
When did Interpol start hiring sideshow freaks a character asks early in Simon Sez..When, indeed
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