Sorority Row

  • 2009


MOVIE IS entertaining reimagining unsuccessful tiresome uninspired
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17 %
23 % Rotten
$ 27 Million
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Positive Reviews 19
Negative reviews 44
Average Rating 2.1/5
entertaining reimagining unsuccessful tiresome uninspired

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1.5
Sorority Row might be utterly lacking in suspense, surprises, and wit, but nobody can say it doesnt have a hero. Av Club
2.0
The blatant attempts at humor mostly fall flat, but a third act catfight manages briefly to detour the film into fairly enjoyable camp. Av Club
2.0
Snaps to Carrie Fisher for being a good sport, as the sororitys badass house mom, but dont rush the theater: The tedious flick offers little more than .. EW
1.0
The bulk of this movie is just cruel sadism and violent death, not comedy, and it seems to take forever to get to the uninteresting revelation of the .. Common Sense Media
1.5
An average slasher pic that meanders indecisively between gore and gags. Variety
1.5
Barthes film, however, never quite fulfills the nerviness of its own premise. Austin Chronicle
2.0
A booty shakin, text messagin, Facebook referencin multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty first century teens. Time Out
2.0
Its yet another 80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades. Time Out
1.9
The bad girls of Theta Pi arent just promiscuous but theyre stupid too.
2.0
A prank gone wrong is the starting point of a very predictable storyline. Screen Daily
1.5
A groan inducing closing shot hinting at the possibility of a sequel merely confirms the films status as a cynical potboiler. Screen Daily
1.0
Hendlers relatively assured but virtually scare free direction and some above average camerawork and composition from Quarantines Ken Seng are the onl ..
1.0
Id rather see an honest film about exactly what would happen if theyd told the truth. Failing that, a competent, scary, witty horror film mightve been .. E Film Critic
2.5
While it is well made and contains some good performances (especially from Gedrick and Wokalek), The Baader Meinhof Complex is, ironically, just a lit .. E Film Critic
2.0
Even the gratuitous nudity cant quite save a Heathers goes to college horror thats undermined by a silly plot and clunky dialogue.
3.0
Paint by numbers horror is tiresome, but horror movies should work within the genre. Cinema Blend
3.0
Paint by numbers horror is tiresome, but horror movies should work within the genre. Cinema Blend
2.0
You have to admit that its faithful to its source. The original was lousy, and so is this retread. One Guys Opinion
1.0
The first credit to roll for Sorority Row, director Stewart Hendlers highly unnecessary remake of a 1983 slasher, is for a character known as bra clad .. Village Voice
3.1
Unfortunately, that tactic only works against the film, which given its spunky, sexy, funny, spirited and bitchy heroines could have been a lot sharpe .. Combust Ible Celluloid
2.5
Blairs relentlessly lame screenplay is exacerbated by his reliance on cheap, aggressively bland visuals, while the admittedly talented cast seems to b .. Reel Film Reviews
2.5
Sorority Row manages to remain both fresh and watchable despite a handful of rather obvious plot turns. FilmiBeat
4.0
Among the other seniors is Cassidy (BRIANA EVIGAN), whose boyfriend Andy (JULIAN MORRIS) is the brightest in the school. Screen It
1.0
A sorority prank goes wrong, a girl dies, and her guilty friends must live with the consequences in this case, a masked killer wielding some very shar .. Independent
1.5
Evigan gets the thankless sensible role, while Willis has little to do but whimper and scream. Shadows On The Wall
2.5
The Nature of Imitation is the sound of Dorian Concept systematically deconstructing various genres, stripping them back to the bones underneath and t .. Pop Matters
3.0
Sorority Row isnt scary, but its still a lot of fun, thanks to strong characters and a fabulously bitchy, frequently hilarious script. Worth seeing. View London
1.3
But theyre trying to keep it together, and they have the frantic text messages and the stiletto heel fatigue to prove it. Boston
2.0
Realistically, its just irritating.Its not an unwatchable mess, but theres really nothing to recommend it. Mountain X
1.0
Unexciting remake of the cheapo 1993 slasher film The House of Sorority Row about a campus prank that goes wrong and the horrific revenge that results .. Guardian
2.0
Sisters are doing it for themselves in this jolly college horror flick if by it you mean horrible slaughter and softcore nudity. Guardian
1.9
A lot of the beats are a bit too familiar from previous entries in the series, which isnt surprising given that this is the fifth film to play off the .. Q Network
2.0
A deeply uninspired re hash of I Know What You Did Last Summer and Prom Night. Daily Mail
2.0
Who Gets Misused: The hilarious Carrie Fisher, whos barely in the movie and is given nothing cool to say or do.Bummer. Movies
1.0
The action sequences are incoherent, there is no noticeable rationing of tension and the monsters USP is boring beyond belief. The Irish Times
2.0
It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple .. Calendar Live
2.0
I wish I could say that there was one redeeming reason to see this movie, but there isnt. Coles Mithey
3.1
In the end this campus cavalcade of blood and gore passes the test with a C plus average, but considering just how much the rest of this years horror .. Movie Freak
3.0
The 180a Second Opinion: This is teen horror with teen humor, and as fun as the ride is, it never transcends the genre. E Online
1.5
Not entirely unsuccessful remake of a 80s slasher flick, there are enough staples of the horror genre here to entertain and scare audiences. Film Ink
3.0
Obviously this will draw parallels with I Know What You Did Last Summer and the soon to be revisited Scream franchise, but Sorority Row manages to hol .. Digital Spy
2.5
Hints of The best horror films ratchet up to a climactic crescendo of tension and frights. Dustin Put Man
3.0
This would be just another breasts and blood teen horror if it wasnt for the inclusion of one of the most amusing bitchy characters for some time. The Sun
2.0
Arming himself with every possible horror film camerawork cliche, Hendler is all style and no substance; hes a filmmaker more concerned with visual cl .. Brian Or Ndorf
2.6
Left Behind and Dying manages to be a thoroughly captivating, well researched and illuminating documentary. Nyc Movie Guru
2.0
But where Scream was funny and knowing and peppered with genuine scares, Sorority Row seems happy merely to play dumb and make a joke of its own deriv .. Sky
4.0
Stewart Hendlers college campus slasher refit Sorority Row makes for an occasionally okay fright night feature, but unless its the first horror movie .. Sbs
1.0
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2.0
Very little effort was put into writing and shooting it, so very little effort will be put into reviewing it. The Shiz Nit
1.5
Over the top humor tries to mask the problems, that its not scary and the ending comes complete with a double reverse tricked itself out of coherency ..
1.5
A tooled up Fisher always adds instant value to any movie. If only she could be arsed to script doctor them all too. Film4
1.3
Its Scream minus the wit and verve, with poor Carrie Fisher lost as the cantankerous house mother. Boston Phoenix
0.5
After these Bratz dolls dump the Corpsey One down a mine shaft, the plot follows, dropping us into dark spaces without any emotional gravitas, real sc .. Vue Weekly
4.0
Dont pretend youre really doing T&A. Its like I appreciate the thought, but if you cant get the leads to do it, dont bother.Youre paying homage to the .. Can Mag
2.0
The ending of Sorority Row is bad cheesy, worn out, seen it in 78 horror movies before.Its almost awful enough to make you forget that the movie that .. Orlando Sentinel
4.5
Also, since its R rated, they can actually show some gore (though the film isnt really what Id call super gory). Bloody Disgusting
2.0
The younguns and fairly squeamish in your audience may succumb to the two decent jump scares youll find within, but expect nothing more...a case study .. Dread Central
0.5
Its no surprise that Hollywood has spawned remakes of classic slasher flicks like Friday the 13th and Halloween, but why would it bother with 1983s ba .. Ear Of Newt
2.5
Deputies are searching Tuesday morning in Ascension Parish for evidence in the killing of the Brusly High teacher who went missing in 2011, days after .. 2 The Advocate
3.0
Sorority Row can laugh at the fact that it falls in line with genre conventions, but it doesnt excuse how easily it adopts them. Reel Times: Reflections on ..
2.5
Truth be told, the story is nothing special (although it is a welcome change of pace from the vampires, home invasions, and resurrected 80s horror ico .. Horror
3.0
In a generation, Carrie Fisher has moved from Jabba the Hut to a job at the Pizza Hut with plenty of extra cheese. Movie Juice
3.0
Its a five star one star movie, combining style and flair with almost no substance whatsoever. As such, it deserves a solid three stars and a hearty t .. News Of The World
3.0
It embarrasses me to say that Sorority Row entertained me considering its lack of scares and originality.
1.9
However, I realize its not like you needed to be discouraged in seeing this dumb horror flick. The Movie Kit
3.0
Mean Girls meets I Know What You Did Last Summer... You wont be able to scream for laughing at this sloppy reimagining of a forgotten 80s slasher thri .. Courier Mail (Australia)
2.5
A fairly traditional collegiate slasher that entertains but breaks no new ground. Cinema Sight
1.0
Simultaneously knowing and clueless, the script has the try hard feel of someone attempting to update the savage teen talk of Heathers, while the plot ..
4.0
A 1980s horror remake finally graduates to being a fun, smart guilty pleasure. Empire Online
3.5
Spirited.While these may not be words that immediately jump to mind to describe your average sorority girl, thank the horror gods that they wholly app .. Camp Blood
0.5
Welcome to Skank Ho sorority, where youll skills like covering up the grotesque death of one of your sisters during a mean spirited prank. Amc
1.5
I dont know what could make this movie seem dumber. Oh, and its also a remake of What You Did Last Summer



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