The Watch

  • 2012


MOVIE IS otherworldly disappointing juvenile amazing serious
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23 %
16 % Rotten
$ 68 Million
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Positive Reviews 3
Negative reviews 17
Average Rating 2.0/5
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1.5
Stiller, however, is still stuck in boringly earnest Everyman mode, and thats what trips up The Watch. Austin Chronicle
1.5
It an easy play at Invasion of the Body Snatchers except it doesnt go anywhere. Collider
4.5
You cant have rock without disco, and you cant have punk without pop. Paste Magazine
1.5
A talented cast shines brightly, but cant carry the weight of this under inspired sci fi frolic. Film Journal International ..
1.5
Stocked with immature humor, gross out gags and crass conversations as one would expect, but once the otherworldly visitors appear, it simply doesnt g ..
2.0
Never quite harnessing its juvenile energy into anything that doesnt involve some kind of genital fixation, the atrocious comedy that comprises the ma .. Cine Vue
2.5
Unfortunately, The Watch isnt consistently funny enough to stop you noticing youve seen it all before. Nz Herald
3.0
Rote, crass and worst of all, totally laugh free, it inspires you to exact your own brand of vigilante justice. Patriot Ledger
1.9
The Watch Isnt Worth Watching Theres not much in the cinematic world thats more awkward than watching a film try, and I mean really try, to be funny.
1.5
Watching the stars of Zoolander and Wedding Crashers and Superbad go minutes on end without providing a single laugh isnt just disappointing its borde .. Cinemix Tape
1.3
They Live (1988) John Carpenters 1988 cult b movie They Live is actually a horror comedy with serious overtones, masquerading as a sci fi film and its .. Scene Stealers
1.5
Its really sad and disappointing to see a group so talented given so little to do. Bowling Green Daily News
2.0
Light entertainment at its lightest, The Watch does at least elicit some laughs. Concrete Play Ground
2.0
For a flabby 101 minute movie, the gag hit rate is alarmingly low. Daily Star
1.5
Bland and juvenile, with little thought, humour, or imagination. It actually endorses its posse of puerile nobodies as noble, ass kicking Americans. Vue Weekly
2.0
There are flashes of hilarity glimpses of what the movie could have been but it isnt enough.
0.5
This wants to be (I think) Invasion of the Body Snatchers via Ghostbusters and Attack the Block but succeeds in being nothing but its own dreadful, pi .. Spectator
4.5
Hill makes a case for Hollywood comedy improvisation that is more than just wanking. Battleship Pretension
2.5
Beyond its scattershot script and unfocused direction, the cast manages to scare up a few laughs, mostly due to their skill with improv comedy. The Dispatch (Lexington, N ..
1.5
One is hard pressed to find anything in the mainstream theatres that isnt a remake (Total Recall, The Amazing Spider man), a sequel (Step Up Revolutio .. The Tyee
1.5
Worse, The Watch doesnt even have the good sense to be a proper hard R summer comedy. Deads
2.0
These men know comedy. So I cannot for the life of me comprehend what trusted adviser or dollar amount (or automatic weapon) persuaded them to sign on .. Ladue News



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