Valentine

  • 2001


MOVIE IS singularly imaginative nonsensically reliable typical
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11 %
11 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 7
Negative reviews 29
Average Rating 1.7/5
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1.5
Instead, he lives alone with grandmother Carmen Maura, a muttering eccentric who doesnt look so healthy in the films first reel, and seems unlikely to .. Av Club
4.0
When things do finally gel, however, the result is genuinely suspenseful and even dramatically interesting. Screen Daily
4.5
Theres also an interracial relationship that, again, doesnt come together until the films almost over. Collider
0.0
Relentless in its pursuit of suspenseless mediocrity, Valentine succeeds only in boring you to death, the most horrifying fate of all.
1.0
Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected. E Film Critic
2.5
Valentine isnt scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment. San Francisco Chronicle
1.0
The essential daftness isnt helped by the stars, who play it straight when they should have gone for laughs.
1.5
Who woulda figured that this movie would be, and I hate to say it... boring! JoBlo
0.5
When the big revelations come at the end, they certainly rate an eleven on a Prepostero Meter with a scale of ten. One Guys Opinion
1.9
Not only is it deadly dull, but the killer actually courts the audiences sympathy. ReelViews
2.0
Blanks ... appears to be carving himself a career making slasher movies for a new generation; unfortunately, hes in no way improving on the originals. Tv Guide
2.0
The story rehashes the horror genre in an unoriginal and uninvolving way that simply marks its time and body count until the muddled and silly ending.
2.5
Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self referential horror movie. Reel Film Reviews
2.2
Can a film being released in 2001 really expect to be taken seriously when its killer wears a mask Eric Ds Nider
0.5
Yet another unimaginative retreading of any standard slasher film. Screen It
0.5
What is actually scariest about Valentine is the films tacit attitude that these girls had it coming. Pop Matters
0.5
The eeriest moment was easily the movies last, after the nonsensically contrived climax provided a classic interactive moment. Sequel! the audience mo .. News Day
0.5
... Valentine insults its audience with plot mechanics that are utterly unconvincing and an ending that is silly and confusing. Film Journal International ..
1.5
But theres just no quick and funny way to encapsulate how moronic Valentine is.
1.5
A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics... Cinema Crazed
1.5
Like that wasnt telegraphed an hour ago, several very smelly red herrings notwithstanding.
2.0
Okay If youve hidden from the scary killer, dont leave your hiding place after less than a minute! Bbc
0.0
Just when the slasher genre had mercifully been left for dead, along comes this abysmally wasteful exercise to drain it of whatever life it has left. Mr Brown Movies
3.8
Valentine does not attempt to reinvent its genre, but understandsand deliversupon providing nail biting entertainment, solid characters, and imaginati .. The Movie Boy
4.0
A smart, stylish horror picture that offers a fresh twist on the ever reliable revenge theme and affords a raft of talented young actors solid roles t .. Calendar Live
0.0
Theres sexy Paige (Denise Richards) smart Shelley (Katherine Heigl) fun Lily (Jessica Cauffiel) sweet Kate (Marley Shelton) and ugly duckling turned s .. Hollywood
3.1
Jamie Blanks Valentine has aged rather well. A movie I didnt care for at the time of its release, I now see a lot more of merit in this slasher than I .. Movie Freak
2.5
Banks entirely on the low standards of typical slasher movie fans. Spliced Wire
2.0
The horror thriller Valentine makes mistakes where its successful predecessors like Scream didnt, essentially revealing its antagonist in its casting. Boxoffice Magazine
2.0
A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 yea .. Antagony & Ecstasy
1.5
The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self sa .. Chicago Reader
1.5
Theres not one second of unpredictability, not one moment thats fresh, not one iota of inspiration, not one ounce of fright, not one inkling of entert .. Movie Juice
3.5
Also, you havent lived until youve watched David Boreanaz quoting The Shining. Daily Dead
1.5
Not enough creative killings, not enough gore and not enough scariness. I Film
1.5
Im not a big fan of horror films, but as they go this isnt a bad one. San Diego Metropolitan
3.0
As run of the mill slasher movies go, one of the best to hit screens since the post Scream boom.
1.5
A WB teen melodrama with the lamest villain since the Gortons Fisherman in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Movies Radio Free
1.5
Hopefully audiences will come to their senses and mark this one return to sender. Murphys Movie Reviews
1.3
One of the most inane entries in a genre already piled sky high with inane entries. Upcoming Movies



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