Yoga Hosers

  • 2016


MOVIE IS secretive canadian comedic hilarious uninspired
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9 %
19 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 8
Negative reviews 38
Average Rating 1.7/5
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1.5
Yoga Hosers isnt really a movie. Its a quarter to 1:00 a.m. SNL sketch, nightmarishly distended into oblivion. Av Club
0.5
Arguably, those three accounted for the funniest parts of a movie that barely raised the bar too far above The Human Centipede movies. Den Of Geek
1.5
And if youre hoping for a return to the whip smart comedic brilliance of his earlier films, this isnt the film youre looking for either.) Den Of Geek
2.0
Its fun to hear them sing, but thats about as far as the fun goes. Common Sense Media
2.0
At its best, its Mean Girls Lite with a sweet message about friendship, but at its worst, jokes whiff while lacklustre special effects distract from g .. We Got This Covered
1.5
But Yoga Hosers is a movie that feels like it was more fun to make than to watch. Screen Daily
1.0
While Clerks narrative can be summed up in a sentence, its filled with smart dialogue, hilarious punchlines, and a surprising emotional kick. Collider
1.5
While Clerks narrative can be summed up in a sentence, its filled with smart dialogue, hilarious punchlines, and a surprising emotional kick. Collider
3.5
It will probably be widely hated. But sue me; I found it is a surprisingly fun, bizarre hybrid. Vulture
1.2
So Smith created Yoga Hosers, borrowing heavily from films like Clueless and Scott Pilgrim vs. the Worldwhich are better films that the upcoming gener .. Paste Magazine
1.9
Youre not the worst thing to happen to contemporary cinema.But man, you need to be a lot better. Rogerebert
2.0
It makes little to no sense in the context of the story, but the story as a whole makes little sense. IGN
1.0
Everything is supposed to be one Canuck joke after another, but is equivalent with an immature ten year olds sense of humor. The Young Folks
1.0
Yoga Hosers feels underwritten and not thoughtfully made the opposite of the trademarks in Kevin Smiths earlier work. Cinema Blend
1.0
It would be more clever if it were part of a better movie.I honestly take no pleasure in dissing Smith. JoBlo
1.5
There are even two minutes over the end credits of Smith and co host Scott Mosiers Smodcast, the two men cracking each other up over their Canuck impr .. Village Voice
1.5
Fighting to find his storytelling groove again, Smith takes a mighty tumble with Yoga Hosers, which aims to be a live action cartoon that celebrates e .. Blu Ray
1.9
But aside from that, the film does contain a lot of big laughs and fun guest appearances. Reel Film Reviews
1.5
Imagine if those quixotic ideas that come to us around 3:00am generally when dazed, confused, and with friends had the potential to be made manifest.N .. The Wrap
1.0
That demographic deserves better than this lazy affair that aims for inspired lunacy but misses the mark by a mile. The Guardian
1.2
How could I possibly appreciate art that wasnt tailor made to appeal to my interests Ew
1.5
Smith builds up the movie like a demented teen comedy with a lot of the horror elements reduced to a miniscule afterthought. Cinema Crazed
1.3
The film offers the spectacle of a filmmaker not only stuck in arrested development, but basking in it, thumbing his nose at anyone who would dare to .. Slant Magazine
3.5
It all seems like something that was hatched during a particularly neuron impaired free association game. The New York Times
2.5
The execution here is sadly is far from anything interesting and despite the best of intentions, the playful B movie horror elements fall flat more of .. The Film Stage
1.8
The influence of cheap 80s and 90s genre cheapies like Dollman vs. Demonic Toys from Full Moon Features is baked into the film, not that it will enhan .. Blogs Indie Wire
2.0
But odds are good hell return if Moose Jaws, the sequel promised in the closing credits, ever comes to pass. Hollywood Reporter
1.0
Theres enough weirdness for Yoga Hosers to possibly generate some stoner cult appeal, but its shoddily slapped together, with a clearly first draft sc .. Los Angeles Times
1.0
Thats about the level of wit to which Smiths script occasionally rises (but never falls) as it trots out an array of uninspired and repetitive Great W .. Variety
0.0
Depp and Smith want to put their kids in a big, expensive home movie Fine. Do it. But show it at home. Nj
4.0
This film is not meant for adults in any way shape or form.This is not say that adults cant find something fun in it, but if you find yourself sitting .. Hey U Guys
3.0
Filmmaker, Kevin Smith, hasnt been secretive about how his latest project, The True North Trilogy, a series of horror/exploitation films set in Canada .. Film Ink
2.5
More than anything, Yoga Hosers is deeply silly, constantly strange, and occasionally an awful lot of fun. Ner Dist
2.0
Kevin Smith goes back to the fluoro lit convenience store with this tepid teen horror comedy that plays out as a grab bag of self referential jokes an .. The Age
4.0
While its unlikely to achieve the cult heights of Mallrats or Clerks, its far more recognisable as the work of the man who gave us such wonderfully pu .. Star Burst Magazine
0.6
Fortunately for Smith, a lot of Yoga Hosers is just lame and boring. But the rest of the movie vomits all over it. Red Eye Chicago
1.0
Writer director comic book artist cult figure Kevin Smiths latest exercise in questionable taste goes literally from bad to wurstBratzis, sausage fill .. Wsj
3.1
The whole things a mess, but at least its sometimes funny and engaging, which is more than Tusk ever was. Sltrib
1.5
Unlike some of Kevin Smiths other work, there doesnt seem to be a particular reason to depict people in this manner. Ign
2.0
That said, its a pretty good launching pad for Harley Quinn and Lily Rose who have great chemistry and show a knack for physical comedy. Punch Drunk Critics
1.0
Its a noisy, grating movie that repeats itself incessantly, as if stalling for time. Metro New York
2.0
Its a cacophony of silliness, with dumb jokes about Canadian niceties and dumber jokes about Nazis and even dumber jokes about death via butthole. Crave Online
2.0
It doesnt shy away from its glaringly adolescent stupidity, although its likely Smith intended it to register on a much more gleeful level than it act .. The Skinny
2.0
The writer director started a passionate love affair with weed after working with Seth Rogen on Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and has espoused its creat .. The Verge
2.5
If Smith had really made a coming of age movie for 12 year old girls, Yoga Hosers might have been a good movie. Spectrum Culture
3.0
For a movie in which the villain is a cryogenically unfrozen Canadian Nazi who commands an army of anthropomorphic bratwurst, Yoga Hosers may be Kevin .. Sf Weekly
3.0
This adventure is somewhat contained, but works as a siege movie.Perhaps they have more epic adventures ahead. Bloody Disgusting
1.9
If Tusk had a positively crazy, creepy premise of a man being abducted and turned into a walrus, it also had a fully realized screenplay on its side a .. The Film File
0.5
Arguably, those three accounted for the funniest parts of a movie that barely raised the bar too far above The Human Centipede movies. Den Of Geek Us



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