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Beethoven
1992
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Beethoven
Positive Reviews
4
Negative reviews
7
Average Rating
2.4
/5
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3.1
Its the kind of clever, innocuous family entertainment thats always in short supply.
Rogerebert
3.0
The slapstick gags in this movie may be old as the hills, but that hardly matters for kids.
Common Sense Media
1.5
Rallies at the end to prevent chaperoning adults from feeling their time was completely wasted.
Variety
1.5
Elevated from the doldrums of Digby esque sentimentality by a surprisingly bouncy script, the film is also redeemed by regular interludes of acerbic d ..
Time Out
2.0
Still, the picture presents a real threat to feminism only if women heed its message.
2.0
I hate to start off with the negatives, but: 1) Unless you are taking a child, there is absolutely no reason you should put yourself through this almo ..
2.5
But the second half is more like a failed kiddie version of a TV crime drama.And the film never quite recovers.
Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
1.9
acting is so detached and lifeless that it is close to an out of body experience.
Internet Reviews
3.1
In a refreshing departure from this maddening marketing strategy, the advance promo for BEETHOVEN promised audiences a predictable, dumb, family dog c ..
Movies Tv Guide
2.0
A family comedy about a wacky & destructive St. Bernard that is totally without any merit whatsoever.
Antagony & Ecstasy
1.5
Kids will ooh and aah over the shaggy, doe eyed doggy as it demolishes the family home, but grown ups should stay on the sofa and enjoy the acerbic as ..
Film4
4.5
Brian Levant, the television veteran who directed, gives the feeling that hes working up a sitcom pilot.
Hartford Courant
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Beethoven