Car 54, Where Are You? is a 1961 English-language Comedy series. The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one. Written by Jason R. DeCesare. Car 54, where are you? features Joe E. Ross, Fred Gwynne, Paul Reed, Al Lewis, Hank Garrett, Beatrice Pons and Helene Parker.