Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

  • 2004


MOVIE IS incoherent aesthetic predictable terrible juvenile
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14 % Rotten
$ 33 Million
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Positive Reviews 8
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Average Rating 2.0/5
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type Movie Current Status In Season mpaa PG runtime 86 minutes Wide Release Date 02/20/04 performer Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Adam Garcia, Carol Kane .. EW
1.9
There is an aesthetic to drama queen ness that director Sara Sugarman and writer Gail Parent just dont get.Seriously, why call a film Confessions of a ..
2.5
Its a silly, giggly piece of pink colored fluff, as hyperactive as its heroine and as redolent of bubble gum and Loves Baby Soft cologne as Lola appar ..
1.5
Unfortunately, that underdog doesnt look anything like Lindsay Lohan.
3.0
Tweeners that audience of preadolescent girls caught between Nickelodeon and MTV are the demographic target of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, a .. The New York Times
2.0
Shes badly miscast (a younger actress may have made the characters shortcomings more palatable), but about the only reason to sit through this shallow ..
3.0
Lindsay Lohan, who was superb in Freaky Friday, pulls out all the stops in this lively and funny tale of one inimitable drama queen. Spirituality And Practice
1.8
A juvenile I Love Lucy episode...thats more irritating than charming. One Guys Opinion
4.0
Music Wide Awake: Song of Summer People tended to view the question in one of three ways: Any song that has the word summer in the title; a song that .. Village Voice
2.5
Adapted from Dyan Sheldons young adult novel, this light, brisk, candy colored comedy is rescued from cookie cutter teen movie status by some quirky m .. Tv Guide
1.2
It should appeal to very young teenage girls or people who are easily amused watching shiny things.
1.9
Pill displays an unexpected amount of range and certainly deserves better material than this. Reel Film Reviews
2.0
Tweet Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Mark Halverson By This article was published on 02.26.04 Advertisement Freaky Fridays Lindsay Lohan stars a .. News Review
2.0
Theres a decent script in here, and the cast infuses it with enthusiastically offbeat touches, but director Sugarman cant resist making it even zanier .. Shadows On The Wall
2.0
Cast Best Thing About Film The cast are easily the best thing about the film. View London
2.0
But where that film had true wit, campy glamour and delicious performances, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen completely lacks those qualities. Film Journal International ..
2.5
And thats really saying something specifically, that the makers of this girl power comedy chose to pad it out with musical numbers, supposedly comedic .. Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
0.6
Hate is not a word I use loosely to describe my feelings about a movie, but I hated every second of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Boston
2.5
The movies lame, but Im inclined to agree with the kids on the Internet Movie Database message boards that Lohan could beat the crap out of Hillary Du .. Mountain X
2.5
U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley is resigning, she and President Donald Trump announced Tuesday, blindsiding many administration officials and stirring spe .. Star Tribune
2.0
Sugarmans muddled comedy serves only to drive home the clich that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns. Toronto Star
1.0
Gail Parents script is very incoherent and the movie, well, its very messy and doesnt really have a plot. Cinema Crazed
2.0
Instead, theyre stuck in a creative no mans land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching. Bbc
2.5
The performances are bright enough, and there are a few creative fantasy sequences that mix animation with visual effects and live action, but the res .. The Movie Boy
2.0
It cant really be that hard to write one of these teen girl movies. Las Vegas Weekly
3.5
At a time when crassness and dumbing down pervade popular entertainment, especially movies aimed at youthful audiences, Confessions of a Teenage Drama .. Calendar Live
3.1
But while the film is certainly not as scary as the very dark Thirteen or dull as Catch That Kid Teenage Drama Queen doesnt offer anything poignant or .. Hollywood
2.8
Too much Drama Queen I am a flamingo in a flock of pigeons, declares Lindsay Lohan at the beginning of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and she s .. Seattle Pi
2.5
I cant really say anything terrible about this picture. The problem is, I cant really say anything all that great about it, either. Movie Freak
1.3
Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: its fun to be a Disney starlet Film Freak Central
2.5
Would that this film were as pulled together as Lolas fabulous outfits. Boxoffice Magazine
2.2
Even for a dizzying tweenage flick, we confess, theres too much going on here. E Online
1.5
A reductive bit of female self empowerment couched in risible ideas of validating yourself through others. La Weekly
2.5
Lohan, overcoming her characters occasional obnoxiousness, has enough spunky charm to make this one work for the target audience of 11 year old girls. Sltrib
1.3
I would flunk this film, but to be honest it doesnt aim very high..so, I dont have the heart to flunk it.
1.5
You will be able to save yourself from getting disappointed of watching nothing but a lame movie. Window To The Movies
2.5
Clothes, friends, makeup, popularity, high school: All this, and Lindsay Lohan, too. Jam! Movies
2.5
It knows exactly who it wants to entertain and what will make them happy. Flip Side Archive
2.5
Mixes The Brady Bunch, Britney, Saved by the Bell, Hilary Duff and anything else that Disney thinks kids are still watching today. Freep
2.0
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would be comedy fluff. Movie Metropolis
3.1
A word to the wise: If you find the title tantalizing, youll probably love the film. James Sanford on Film
1.5
Who doesnt like Lindsay Lohan. She has become the leading, leading lady in the Disney stables. So, what the heck happened with Confessions of a Teenag ..
2.2
And if I still havent convinced you to avoid this deflating dud, I have another confession to make: My teen movie loving wife disliked it even more th .. Nicks Chager
1.5
Much like The O.C. has taken the place of Beverly Hills 90210, this latest Lindsay Lohan Disney comedy tries to mine the territory vacated by Hilary D .. IGN Movies
1.3
You can be as spoiled, deceptive, destructive and bratty as you want, as long as you finally say youre sorry. Paloalto Online
1.9
I confess to a deep uncertainty about whether this can be rightly called a movie. A bunch of scenes, maybe. Globe and Mail
1.5
If youre the parent of a kid that wants to see this, drop them off and go do something else. Supercala.com
2.0
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is for those old enough to aspire to be high school juniors and seniors, but still too young to do more than drea ..
1.2
If youre smart, youll skip Concessions of an Teenage Drama Queen and buy $10 of stock in Comcast instead. Edge Boston
2.4
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The predictable fare will make you want to divorce your burn from the cinema seat. ( The List



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