Machete Kills

  • 2013


MOVIE IS coherent amusing dangerous problematic
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25 %
28 % Rotten
$ 17 Million
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Positive Reviews 5
Negative reviews 14
Average Rating 2.2/5
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2.0
Which isnt to say its no funin fact, it delivers pretty much exactly what it sets out to. Av Club
4.5
However, the dangerous Mexican drug cartels dont welcome the return of former Federale Machete. Den Of Geek
4.5
Rodriguezs former Spy Kid Alexa Vega shows up, she doesnt do much. Den Of Geek
1.5
Most problematic, however, is the fact that Machete himself doesnt have as much to do this time around. Screen Daily
1.5
Trejos stoic, third person delivery can be amusing in spurts Machete dont tweet! Ny Daily News
1.5
He somehow manages to ground a film thats otherwise in danger of tripping over its own self referential in jokes. Eye For Film
2.0
If you enjoyed the franchise starter, Machete Kills likely has enough charm to keep your interest; if that film never caught your attention, however, .. The Film Stage
2.0
But too often, eccentricities dont go far enough, or cheesy dialogue goes too far.
2.0
In fact, it could be argued that the first quarter of Machete Kills is the best work Rodriguez has produced since Sin City (2005), but when you consid .. Cine Vue
2.5
Now, we just have to hope that Robert Rodriguez doesnt treat this like Spy Kids and torture us with a few more films down the road.
1.5
The stunt casting is so poorly realized that actors pop in and out of the film at random, the story apparently stitched together according to actors s .. Cinemix Tape
3.0
A completely absurd tongue in cheek action film that evenly distributes the laughs and the body count Bowling Green Daily News
1.5
Maybe... neo grindhouse has become a genre because Tarantinos Midas touch turned grindhouse into ... art Grindhouse sort of sounds like art house. On .. Theepoch Times
2.0
Trejo oozes grindhouse cool, but the movie itself commits an exploitation film sinits dull. Richard Crouse
1.5
Machete Kills takes on the madman taking over the world sub genre favored by middle era James Bond films, mixes that with an excess of Star Wars jokes ..
1.5
Audiences viewing pleasure lies in recognising and appreciating the directors intertextual homages. Junkee
4.5
Takes the seedy locales of a Mexploitation movie ... and creates an atmospheric beauty, establishing a neon serenity as a prelude to roadside carnage. D Cist
0.5
If nothing else, Robert Rodriguezs Grindhouse homage manages the herculean feat of making us feel sorry for Mel Gibson. Daily Record
1.5
And thats the worst thing at the end of the day its just a bad movie.
3.5
But its a series of diminishing returns for its overlong 107 minutes. College Movie Review



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