My Bloody Valentine

  • 2009


MOVIE IS disappointing ludicrous relentless incomplete glorious
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30 %
57 % Rotten
$ 5 Million
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Positive Reviews 35
Negative reviews 20
Average Rating 2.9/5
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2.8
And thats a fine enough question as far as it goes, because viewers looking for visceral intensity could hardly do better than a pickaxe between the e .. Av Club
1.5
Its a sharp movie that lacks a lot of the mediocre music video touches and that isnt afraid to linger when appropriate. Den Of Geek
1.5
Its a sharp movie that lacks a lot of the mediocre music video touches and that isnt afraid to linger when appropriate. Den Of Geek
3.0
Its just guts, guts, guts (and attendant blunt trauma) from the get goo to the final shot, all of it presented in fully immersive, well choreographed .. Austin Chronicle
4.5
Do yourself a favor and invite some buddies over to watch this film...you will probably be talking about for a while afterwards. Collider
2.0
Far be it for me to begrudge My Blood Valentine 3D its participatory sense of fun. Paste Magazine
4.5
All in all, the commentary was pretty fun to listen to, but doesnt exactly stand alone very well as a special feature. Cinema Blend
1.5
But despite the few tricks it has up its sleeve and its strict adherence to a genre of horror thats been lampooned for years now, My Bloody Valentine .. Cinema Blend
3.8
Overall, its not as lively as it could have been, but its a solid effort. Combust Ible Celluloid
3.2
But its also a whodunit and a psychological mystery, with a romantic triangle thrown in for good measure, and its occasionally suspenseful. Eric Ds Nider
3.0
If youre still concerned about the film and its appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home who may be interested in seeing it, we sugges .. Screen It
1.5
Still, on its own, incomplete slasher revival terms, My Bloody Valentine sort of works. Pop Matters
4.0
It wont be anywhere near as good without the 3D effects.My Bloody Valentine (3D) is a hugely enjoyably Friday night horror flick thats worth seeing fo .. View London
1.5
With Hollywood investing wholeheartedly in 3D technology, its only a matter of time until some enterprising filmmaker makes a great 3D horror film, bu .. Film Journal
0.5
Now as 14 February approaches in a dismal mining town called Harmony, hes back (or is it someone else). The Guardian
1.9
Fans nostalgic for the genre might appreciate this attempt at resurrection. Boston
3.0
While not for all tastes, the film is a refreshing homage to the obscure yet cherished Canadian original that delivers the goods to jaded fanboys and .. Smh
3.5
And that brand new coat of 3 D is about all you get thats of any actual meritexcept in that special realm of so bad its good moviegoing.As a movie in .. Mountain X
3.0
The 3D makes for a reasonably fun horror ride; its a dull waste of time otherwise. Guardian
3.8
Ant Man and the Wasp Like its predecessor Ant Man (2015), Ant Man and the Wasp benefits substantially from its relatively low stakes. Q Network
2.8
But what really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3 D is its lack of imagination. Ew
4.0
The finale provides audiences with a clever reveal, and one that I hoped would lead to a sequel. Cinema Crazed
4.5
Yet, the miner isnt real, Axel even addresses Tom as Harry, seeing the devil within. Film Inquiry
3.0
It may be rubbish, but it delivers.A shameless but effective slasher remake. Empire
2.0
It may or may not help that this shocker treats the whole plot seriously, not parodying the trashy cliches of such shockers the way the popular Scream .. Common Sense Media
4.5
It is absolutely nuts and bolts. It does what it says in the packet. Bbc
3.1
Still, by virtue of swift pacing and severe gore, as well as a conception of its fiend as the ghastly outgrowth of inescapable past traumas, Patrick L .. Slant Magazine
3.1
The films intentions are no deeper than that, and as such it is a respectable return to a style of R rated horror movie not frequently made anymore. The Movie Boy
2.0
Its all there in spades; the problem is that it just isnt much fun. Bullz-Eye
1.5
But its worth a look for the stupendously goofy 3 D effects of axes flying out at you and blood splattering in your direction. Flickfilosopher
2.0
A look at the Laugh Factorys Comedy Camp, which for more than 30 years has offered a place for at risk kids and otherwise to try their hand at stand u .. Calendar Live
3.5
Its those little touches that turn a gimmick into a horror film franchise that can pump out sequel after sequel. Lyles Movie Files
1.9
The end result is a consistently underwhelming horror endeavor that seems to exist for no reason other than to serve the current 3D fad, as the films .. Reel Film
3.5
Lets face it, slasher movies are nothing but a gimmick anyway, and the 3D element is a gimmick that can make the experience even better.The story and .. 7M Pictures
2.5
That My Bloody Valentine 3 D doesnt fall apart in the final reel again makes it unique among its genre brethren. The Star
2.5
Greeted by more guffaws than screams, My Bloody Valentine wears its heart on its pickaxe, as it were, rendering the notion of genuine story redundant. Urban Cine File
4.5
This is retro slasher fun that we havent seen on screen in a long time. Film School Rejects
4.0
It hardly matters which guy is the psycho: whether youre crazy in love or just plain crazy, its all about the thrill of the pursuit. The Age
1.5
Solving the crime and cheering on heroes is something of a lost cause, as most of the roles are just unintelligent enough to inspire disgust.
4.0
If you think very hard you may just discover the film has a whole metaphorical significance but, really, it is best enjoyed as a twisted thrillwith th .. Abc
3.5
In the end, the movie is a true blood splashed valentine to fans of the cheesy genre that spawned it. Stl Today
4.5
Like being ordered to have long hair and smile on stage, but wondering how to smile with a trombone in your mouth.Or repeatedly told youre not good en .. News Blaze
2.2
The new My Bloody Valentine is a sleek joke the audience is already in on, depriving the film of any surprise. Brian Or Ndorf
4.5
My Bloody Valentine 3 D is so faithfully retro, consistently over the top and mind numbingly ludicrous that it feels less like a Saw styled assault on ..
3.8
There is almost a sense of glee that permeates the film from the filmmakers themselves; the movie doesnt just setup the next kill so much as it wallow .. Movie Crypt
2.0
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4.0
What we want is glorious gore, an iconic bad guy, cheap thrills and dirty kills, and My Bloody Valentine 3D delivers on every count. The Shiz Nit
3.0
My Bloody Valentine 3D remakes the 1981 classic Ironically, wearing the obligatory 3D specs makes you feel more removed from rather than plunged insid .. Metro
1.5
The films boogeyman is Harry Warden (or is it), a relentless serial killer dressed in miners garb and armed with a pickaxe. Scifi Now
1.0
But if horror in general is the last great communal movie experience, 3D just heightens the shared fun. Orlando Sentinel
2.3
Certainly, My Bloody Valentine is no great technical achievement. Movie Martyr
3.0
The rather bland ending should really have been a gloriously ridiculous spectacle of gore but it is rather subdued compared to most of what comes prev .. Cinema Autopsy
2.5
But the makers of My Bloody Valentine 3 D are up for the challenge. Ear Of Newt
3.5
All these questions are answered in the end, which is what makes the movie so much fun to see twice now, dont get me wrong: its no Usual Suspects or A .. Horror
4.5
More than worthy entertainment thanks to the power of new technologies.
1.5
My Bloody Valentine has lously gender politics for a slasher movie, and thats both disappointing and disconcerting because the film has probably made .. Bitch Media
3.5
And thats how it should be for a 3 D remake of a goofy old slasher movie. Blog The Horror Show
4.5
The killer in Bloody Valentine is pick swinging maniac The Miner. The Oklahoman



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