Scary Movie 5

  • 2013


MOVIE IS comedic predictable uninspired wonderful annoying
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24 %
4 % Rotten
$ 178 Million
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Positive Reviews 3
Negative reviews 42
Average Rating 1.2/5
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3.0
And those Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Big Ang jokes that already seem dated now will likely seem incomprehensible to audiences decades on. Av Club
3.0
Franchise mainstay Simon Rex is much funnier than anyone with the resume Adult film actor turned VJ turned rapper has any right to be.The ape costume .. EW
2.0
None of that former humor comes through in this lazy effort, which smacks of a routine attempt to replicate those wonderful old MAD magazine movie spo .. Common Sense Media
1.0
One scene inspired by Rise of the Planet of the Apes features a roomful of chimps hurling their feces at the wall, providing a perhaps unintended meta .. Variety
1.0
Scary Movie 5 isnt funny, its an atrociously horrid stinker which proves how some filmmakers treat their audiences with zero respect.Im actually offen .. We Got This Covered
0.0
A knock knock joke told by a 6 year old would be funnier than this endless stream of flatulence jokes, feces infused food items and gratuitous vomitin ..
1.5
Tellingly, the Paranormal Activity instalment thats most specifically teased, 2, came out in 2010.) Screen Daily
1.0
This latest installment of the horror movie spoof franchise is mainly notable for its Charlie Sheen/Lindsay Lohan cameos. The Hollywood Reporter
0.5
In terms of comedy, Scary Movie 5 is painfully flat, stupid and vulgar, as well as moderately racist.To say this script was written by monkeys would b .. IGN
2.5
Scary Movie V lifts its plot from Jessica Chastains surprise horror hit Mama, released in January, and if you think three months is an impossible amou ..
1.0
The Scary Movie series managed four instalments between 2000 and 2006, so this fifth film counts as a reboot.
1.0
Until, like an undead beastie, the boredom and dumb jokes come roaring back. Ny Daily News
0.0
When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know its bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead o .. JoBlo
1.0
Does the latest entry make smart use of this enjoyable stable of spooky films and deliver a humorous horror parody with plenty of laughs Screen Rant
1.3
So a demons the worst thing you can have.No, an STD is the worst thing you can have. Rogers Movie Nation
2.0
Happily married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. Blu Ray
1.0
I have been to funerals a LOT less sad than this laughless 85 minutes. (Complete Content Details for Parents also available) Screen It
1.5
Given the steady decline of the sequels, its easy to forget that the first Scary Movie, released in 2000, was a mostly funny parody of Scream mixed in .. The Wrap
1.0
Scary Movie 5 doesnt even have the imagination for a worthwhile gross out joke. News Day
1.3
Not that the writers (Naked Gun veterans David Zucker and Pat Proft, who are out of comedy ammo) seem to have sweated the jokes.Put it this way, there .. New York Post
0.5
Dont. Dont go see this. Dont subject yourself to this. Dont subject your brain to this. Dont give these people your money and encourage them to make m .. Mountain X
1.3
If so, youve come to the wrong film with Scary Movie 5 , the latest ghastly emission from the horror parody franchise that refuses to die.You want to .. Toronto Star
1.5
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the Its familiar, so it must be funny routine... Cinema Crazed
1.0
Its crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny. Flim List
1.0
How bad is this fifth installment of the horror movie parody franchise Susang Ranger
1.0
Spider Man: Far From Home release date, cast, trailer, and everything else you need to know Feature Your first look at the Spider Man: Far From Home p .. Total Film
1.3
Scary Movie 5 is so bad, it makes A Haunted House look like a Seltzer/Friedberg comedy. Aisle Seat
1.5
It says a lot about the film that the only half laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Film Ink
2.0
This is the first Scary Movie in seven years, but the formula remains unchanged, with a thin storyline linking spoofs of Hollywood hits. The Age
1.3
Spoofs always break the rule of half mocking something stale, but I had no idea we needed a minimum amount of time needed before a reference. Red Eye Chicago
3.0
It isnt clever, it isnt witty its just saying a thing from another movie. Screen Crush
2.0
Photo Its not even Halloween, and Dimension Films (the Weinstein Companys horror, action and sophomoric comedy arm) is releasing Scary Movie V, the la .. Ny Times
1.3
The bombardment of manic onscreen action quickly becomes just plain annoying, director Malcolm D. Lee displaying none of the sharp timing and satiric .. Dustin Put Man
1.0
Now, the franchise has finally found itself fully enveloped in the whole Movie idium (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie). Film Racket
1.3
Instead of resting on his comedic laurels, David Zucker deserves to be flogged by them.
0.0
The scariest thing about Scary Movie 5 is that it actually made me chortle less than some of the silly horror flicks its trying to spoof!.Like Mama, f .. Straight
0.5
The oft delayed fifth film in a labored series, Scary Movie V possesses a savant like ability to quiet a room. Cinemix Tape
0.8
Surely we have a responsibility to audiences in need of laughter, and surely we can do better than this. Crave Online
1.0
And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that. Streaming Quickflix
0.6
The only thing scary about Scary Movie 5 is the thought of a sequel. Qc Times
1.0
Maybe this is plain awful, maybe spoof movies are at their peak when the viewer is a little kidor perhaps this genre died with the great Leslie Nielse .. Schmoes Know
0.3
A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator. Film.com
2.0
If AIRPLANE! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, SCARY MOVIE V is an issue you dont bother trying to get back after .. Bad Ass Digest
0.5
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy. ScreenAnarchy
0.0
KamWilliams.com The Sly Fox Film Reviews publishes the content of film critic Kam Williams. Kam Williams
1.3
Predictable, painfully conceived and shockingly shoddy, Scary Movie 5 is surprisingly old hat in its unimaginative skin to skew some of todays cockeye .. SF Crowsnest



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