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Negative reviews
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Average Rating
3.1
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4.5
Ted is one of the funniest, craziest, most offensive comedies about immaturity Ive seen this year.
2.0
As a stunted manchild and his incorrigible best friend, Wahlberg and MacFarlane have a wonderfully lived in chemistry that carries the film through in ..
Av Club
1.5
However, when youre thunder buddies, youre thunder buddies for life.
Den Of Geek
2.0
The bear is aggressively boorish.John is a poster schlub for arrested development.
EW
4.4
The funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear.
Rogerebert
3.0
Fortunately, much of that humor is hilarious, and the movies unexpected warmth makes up the rest.
Common Sense Media
1.5
predictably irreverent satire thats sweeter and, sadly, less funny than you might expect.
Variety
3.3
I did not enjoy it greatly, nor do I ever desire to see it again, but it made me laugh, I enjoyed the performances, and the special effects used to br ..
We Got This Covered
1.5
The cast is fine; the script teasingly self referential and packed with MacFarlanes practically trademarked, gleefully coarse wit; and the digitally a ..
Austin Chronicle
3.0
Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but its time to grow up. Seriously.
Time Out
3.0
Feel free to shake your head all you want: You cant overestimate how funny it is to watch a stuffed bear behave boorishly, go on coke binges and engag ..
Time Out
1.3
Seeking approval by nastily bashing the likes of Katy Perry and Brandon Routh, Ted also finds time to slam Jack and Jill, all without realizing that i ..
1.9
What began as a promising, if unhinged, experiment in suspending disbelief starts to feel like You, Me and Dupree for plushies.
1.5
Mocking forced sentimentality and gleefully skewering sensitive subjects such as minorities and national tragedies, Ted very much wants to flaunt its ..
Screen Daily
1.5
The ugliness is less irritating than the wanton cowardice involved. (
Collider
4.0
Theres admittedly something a bit weird about the premise that might keep away some viewers who would otherwise belly up for a good gross comedy, but ..
The Hollywood Reporter
2.5
The cast is fine; the script teasingly self referential and packed with MacFarlanes practically trademarked, gleefully coarse wit; and the digitally a ..
4.0
If the polar bears from The Golden Compass can win that movie an Oscar, theres no good reason why Ted cant at least be nominated in the visual effects ..
IGN
2.0
MacFarlane also demonstrates an apparent inability to recognize when a joke has been properly deployed and instead milks certain gags long past the po ..
E Film Critic
3.0
MacFarlane, whose Ted sounds a lot like Peter Griffin on his show Family Guy, also co wrote and directed Ted, so expect a lot of pop culture reference ..
E Film Critic
1.0
This is ersatz subversion for an audience secretly terrified of the real thing.
Telegraph
3.5
If there is misbehaving to be done, and there is a lot of it, you can bet a bear is involved.
2.5
But for all of its transgressive plush toy sex and screw em humor, the plot is pretty standard stuff.
San Francisco Chronicle
4.0
From its honest portrayal of a childhood friendship to its surprising stance on middle aged maturity, the film has one of the most bizarre dick joke t ..
Cinema Blend
3.0
Not every joke scores, of course. But the hits are worth the misses, and anyway, the movies true genius is in the way its outlandish scenario is playe ..
Ny Daily News
3.5
Lets face it, even at its best, FAMILY GUY is a bit uneven, but when its funny, its f**king funny.
JoBlo
3.5
While its not going to be for everyone, moviegoers who are onboard with Teds campy premise and crude antics will likely find that MacFarlane has deliv ..
Screen Rant
3.1
And while this might seem like the premise of something precious and sensitive, like Lars and the Real Girl, Ted runs yelling in the opposite directio ..
The Globe And Mail
3.8
MacFarlane makes the theme as literal as possible John (Mark Wahlberg) is such a child he still has his teddy bear.
Philly
4.4
It should be noted, however, that behind all the pot jokes and potty jokes, the trippy party scenes and the aforementioned hookers (one of whom leaves ..
Philly
2.0
The scattered adventures of a talking teddy bear and his best bud.
Spirituality And Practice
3.0
Has a few genuinely funny moments, but on the whole its repetitive and stale.
One Guys Opinion
1.9
You know whats funny Seth Family Guy MacFarlane making fun of Adam Sandler movies. F Bombs, lame celebrity cameos, gay jokes, drug jokes. Take away th ..
Rogers Movie Nation
2.0
For the targeted male young adult audience it might be appealing to laugh at poop jokes, but for others this might not be the kind of teddy bear pic t ..
Sover
3.8
Ted is essentially a one joke movie. Okay, its a very funny joke, but its still only one joke.
ReelViews
3.0
Its a funny picture, never quite as sweet as MacFarlane imagines, but still generous with the silly stuff and captivatingly bizarre.
Blu Ray
3.8
For all its raunchy and iffy humor, the film is surprisingly sweet, too.
Mark Reviews Movies
2.0
You will believe a teddy bear is alive.The film begins with the deadpan narration of Patrick Stewart as we observe the cruelty of kids.
3.1
Its no teddy bears picnic, but the moments of inspired humor and the chemistry between a very funny Wahlberg and his potty mouthed bear is better than ..
Usa Today
3.1
MacFarlane, along with cowriters Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, opens Ted with a remarkably engaging and entertaining prologue that immediately lures ..
Reel Film Reviews
3.0
A comedy, even a raucous one like this, doesnt need to be ha ha funny every single minute.
Eric Ds Nider
3.8
What I didnt expect is how sweet the movie is.MacFarlane takes the human elements of the story seriously, and they wind up being quite charming.
News Review
2.5
In fact, beyond the debate about how such content affects a young persons mind (heck, how it also impacts the adult one over time), theres the simple ..
Screen It
3.8
Seth MacFarlanes debut as a feature director hits all the sweet spots that irritate prudes. Ted is hysterically, gut bustingly funny.
Rolling Stone
3.5
And while we laugh at the audacity of the rude humour, its the underlying resonance of the characters that makes the film thoroughly endearing.
Shadows On The Wall
1.0
These stories play with fire and do what tales of horror and the macabre are supposed to: transmute real social fears into metaphorical charades for o ..
Pop Matters
4.0
These stories play with fire and do what tales of horror and the macabre are supposed to: transmute real social fears into metaphorical charades for o ..
Pop Matters
2.0
It may slip up occasionally, but it more than makes up for its mistakes with some of the biggest laughs Ive had at the movies in ages.
The Wrap
3.0
On top of that, if youre even the slightest bit averse to Family Guy style humour (essentially a mish mash of rapid fire pop culture references and ex ..
View London
3.1
Whats unexpected is that underneath the matted fur of the movies foul mouthed bear beats a very real heart.
News Day
4.4
A gift for comedy is to men what a gift for style is to women: something they wish the opposite sex had a lot more of.
New York Post
2.5
A brief plot synopsis cant do justice to a movie that gets its biggest laughs from its aggressively R rated dialogue, its unabashed bodily function hu ..
Film Journal International ..
2.5
The one note joke plays out longer and better than you might expect, at least for a while. But not forever.
Az Central
3.8
Others, like a rent bash that spins out of control, you never want to leave.MacFarlane is used to the confines of animated TV comedy and he can misjud ..
Boston
2.5
And as hes falling asleep that night, Johnny makes a wish on a falling star I wish you could really talk to me, he pleads and is more than a little st ..
Npr
4.4
Its not easy.The script is a free form barrage of gross out gags, odd celebrity cameos and curveball jokes.
Star Tribune
4.5
Dare I hope Or are audiences just getting a kick out of the vulgar, pot smoking, foul mouthed teddy bear Crap, its that, isnt it Crap.
2.0
by Oct 7, 2014Stephen Collins was fired from Ted 2 after reports surfaced that the NYPD was investigating the 7th Heaven actor on suspicion of child m ..
Emanuellevy
2.0
The fact is that the only definition of comedy is something that makes you laugh, and theres no gainsaying laughter.
Guardian
4.0
Ted has nothing much to offer in terms of subtlety and sensitivity, but there are plenty of laughs.
Guardian
2.5
Its a small gem of comedy in a movie that is mostly content to fling what it can at the screenwhether it be crass or sentimentaland be fine with whate ..
Q Network
3.0
But you will be overlooking this summers biggest comedy hit, which has many hilarious moments.
Daily Mail
4.0
Its funniest gags are verbal or conceptual, it winks at the audience without betraying its essentially likable characters, and it pulls a startlingly ..
Salon
2.0
The latter scene bears more than a passing resemblance to the naked fight from Boratbut where the Sacha Baron Cohen bit was done with almost unimagina ..
Slate
4.0
What ensues is a consistently inspired relationship comedy that successfully riffs on the bro mance versus romance template by virtue of its zany cent ..
Flim List
4.0
Crass, supremely silly and very, very funny, Ted is the comedy of the summer.
Empire
3.0
It is all about the irrepressible bad bear with the politically incorrect urges, who ultimately presses our buttons and infects us with a welcome soup ..
4.0
Susan Grangers review of Ted (Universal Pictures) Id have loved to be at the studio meeting when Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pitched the high c ..
Susang Ranger
3.8
Will it make you wince with embarrassment Thats a promise. Will you also laugh In double time, like a Rockette.
Observer
4.0
If you find that funny, I have high hopes for you making it through this film).
Movies
3.0
A comedy, even a raucous one like this, doesnt need to be ha ha funny every single minute.
Movies
3.0
If youre expecting a live action Family Guy, youll be somewhat disappointed...
Flim Threet
3.0
Last summer it was Bridesmaids with its cast of talented comediennes, before that honours went to Bradley Cooper et al in The Hangover.This summers br ..
Express
4.4
The crazy gags deliver the promised laughs, but even crazier is, by the end, how much affection one feels for this most unconventional family.
Mr Brown Movies
3.5
But while Ted represents the multi hyphenates first foray into live action and feature filmmaking, the movie is such a solid, confident debut that you ..
Bullz-Eye
3.5
This could have been a classic.But even missing that certain oomph, this is still one of the best times Ive had at the movies this year.
Flickfilosopher
4.0
None of this takes the shine off a near miraculous stream of top quality nark friendly gags.
The Irish Times
4.0
The Haunting of Hill House ending explained everything you need to know after watching Feature The Haunting of Hill House ending leaves a lot of quest ..
Total Film
4.0
I loved Ted and found it irresistibly funny and hugely enjoyable.
Standard
0.5
Compiled with more than 40 hours of interviews with Coach Wooden, learn about the man behind the coach.
Tony Medley
2.0
Although never mean spirited, certain jokes will sting audience members unprepared for McFarlanes take no prisoners humor.McFarlanes bawdy wit is dece ..
Coles Mithey
4.0
With such a high concept, most will wonder how long the idea of a foul mouthed pot smoking teddy bear can sustain laughs and the answer is surprisingl ..
1.3
Those who love Family Guy may well love Ted even more, but its a lazy comedystupid, aimless, and seldom funny, its good gags drowned in a sea of duds.
Groucho Reviews
3.0
Benedict Cumberbatch Wants You To Know He *Is* The Motherf*cking Grinch The Grinch star takes Mike Ryan through the final scenes of Avengers: Infinity ..
Hit Fix
3.8
There is something about man children that just fascinates filmmakers and audiences alike.
Aisle Seat
4.5
The movies ability to alternately shock and amuse with graphic, gross and genuinely hilarious gaggery is not to be underestimated.
Herald Sun
2.5
Too bad that Ted manages to overstay its welcome without ever really coming to life itself.
Nj
1.5
MacFarlane gets more than the expected mileage from what essentially is a one joke movie built around Teds politically incorrect proclivities.
Movie Habit
3.5
It is where Ted is different that makes this a very funny and very touching comedy.
Maki At The Movies
1.5
Ted is a perfectly enjoyable slice of contemporary comedy that manages to raise its head above the faecal pond of modern crude comedy.
Cine Vue
4.4
Low brow, silly and utterly predictable, Ted is still the funniest movie of the summer so far.
Three Movie Buffs
2.0
But its often convulsively funny, and thats what MacFarlanes fans expect.
Tamp A Bay
4.0
Ted is, at heart, a relatively simple and predictable romantic comedy/buddy movie but its much more than the extended single gag it could so easily ha ..
Nz Herald
3.1
Wow, no ones ever cracked a joke about them, you fearless satirist.
Red Eye Chicago
1.9
The plot is simply a shaky frame on which to hang drug and sex jokes and numerous pop culture references.
Stl Today
2.0
If you love Family Guy, you will love Ted..The crude new comedy from Seth MacFarlane about a talking teddy bear is a barrage of bong hits, bimbos, F b ..
Cleve Land
3.5
It all feeds into the upbeat nature of the film.It is subversive, but it isnt dark.
Screen Crush
3.0
The film will probably be funnier if you go with a beer, a friend or perhaps who knows your own dissolute soft toy companion.
Ft
2.5
Unfortunately, these bright spots prove to be exceptions to the films overwhelming brand of low rent frat boy humor.Once the viewer has moved past the ..
Dustin Put Man
4.0
Toddlers might find MacFarlanes politically incorrect wit a tad too sophomoric.At its best, Ted is a clever reworking of Harvey.
Ar Kansas Online
3.8
There is a surprisingly gentle undercurrent to the movie that I didnt expect.
Larsen On Film
4.0
She doesnt so much dislike Ted as she wants John to finally grow up so that they can begin a life together in earnest, a life that doesnt include Ted ..
Killer Movie Reviews
3.5
The premise of the film is more in tune with a Disney movie, with lonely young Boston kid John Bennett making a wish that his teddy bear would come to ..
Matts Movie Reviews
2.0
I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.
Patriot Ledger
3.0
The shock value of seeing a big fluffy teddy bear cursing and getting high... most of the comedy, while the startlingly easy rapport that Whalberg and ..
Antagony & Ecstasy
3.1
This comedy of a boy and his talking bear which plays like a long episode of Family Guy is basically like watching Seth MacFarlane and Mark Wahlberg h ..
Big Picture Big Sound
1.5
However, for the most part, Ted is an unexpectedly enjoyable cinematic experience and easily one of 2012s raunchiest studio releases to date.
4.5
If the polar bears from The Golden Compass can win that movie an Oscar, theres no good reason why Ted cant at least be nominated in the visual effects ..
Ign
2.0
If you think thats a show full of dumb, puerile humour, you can avoid Ted like the plague.This is a film to be enjoyed for its one liners.
The Film Pie
2.6
Ted, unfortunately, has very low low brow humor and has no lines of dialogue that are clever or funny enough to be quotable; its merely their context ..
Nyc Movie Guru
3.1
The result is funnier than an Adam Sandler movie, but is one bong hit away from being one.
Js Online
3.8
If Ted is any indication, the heart and soul behind the beloved classic animated series appears to be in good hands. (a three skull recommendation out ..
Movie Crypt
3.5
It has a sense of humor that will be very familiar to fans of writer/director Seth MacFarlanes Family Guy but is refreshingly unique in a film genre t ..
Hollywood Chicago
4.5
Ted gives us one of the greatest comedic characters a lovable, foul mouthed cuddly toy full of memorable one liners who armed us with an arsenal of ha ..
Film Companion
2.5
The movie is hilarious in fits and starts, but nothing is sustained and every joke, funny or not, is delivered with the dial up to 11.
Cinemix Tape
3.5
Technically, the animation here is wildly impressive, putting almost every other live action animation hybrid to shame.
Shockya
3.0
(This genre warrants further study if, for nothing else, the way it removes women from a genre meant for women.)
Film Comment
1.5
Ill admit that it also works but it doesnt take away from how the film doesnt age well.
Solzy At The Movies
3.0
However, if you like comedy born out of wit and intelligence, itll leave you wanting.
The Shiz Nit
3.0
Its not a consistent film for every snortingly funny profanity, there is another that deserves crickets and tumbleweed but in a month where Batman and ..
Scots Man
3.0
Best of all, your couch dwelling brother in law will finally have a fresh new batch of movie quotes to endlessly repeat.
No La
1.3
MacFarlane should know by now that he cant edit a full length movie like a 21 minute cartoon.Wahlberg and co star Mila Kunis are faintly charming and ..
Scene Stealers
4.0
Those wanting more from Ted than grubby cynicism will look for heart, the get out of jail free card that ultimately allows the filmmaker to wash away ..
The Ooh Tray
4.5
Ted gives a rude, irreverent and, in places, very funny new spin to the buddy comedy genre.
What So
2.5
Hit and miss humour with problematic undertones buoyed by an intriguing premise and appealing performances from the films human cast.
Film 4
4.5
Wahlberg and MacFarlane deserve a lot of credit for making it work, especially Wahlberg, who approaches the role with a reckless comedic abandon, not ..
Bowling Green Daily News
2.0
No raunchy comedy about a talking teddy bear should ever be plodding.
Streaming Quickflix
3.8
Im more impressed with the comparatively low tech look of Ted than the been there done that razzle dazzle of The Amazing Spider Man a declaration that ..
Clclt
3.0
But MacFarlane understands us.Now where the hell are you, Goldilocks
Tony Mack
3.5
Ted is not just a funny film; its side splittingly so and manages to maintain that level throughout.
Concrete Play Ground
4.0
Rude as hell, funny as hell...While merrily delivering all the coarse anti PC humour the Family Guy fanbase have a right to expect, the best thing abo ..
Tiny Url
4.0
If youre fundamentally put off by MacFarlanes brand of comedy, Teds cruder elements may well prove too irksome, but this film does have a sweetness at ..
Fan The Fire Magazine
4.5
This is no holds barred humor of the finest, grossest kind, centered around the theme of arrested development.The genteel and prudish should stay away ..
Entertainment Time
2.5
TV is so confining. Words beginning in F cant be used, naked women and sex are taboo. Like his counterparts, Seth MacFarlane found a move to the movie ..
Tri City Herald
2.0
Its not that there arent some great gags here.There are a few genuine corkers.
Daily Star
5.0
Outrageously funny from beginning to end, TED could only come from the mind of Family Guy creator MacFarlane.
Media Mikes
5.0
Raunchy, intentionally offensive and full of warm fuzzies (including its title character), Ted is one of the funniest movies for grownups thats come a ..
Qc Times
1.5
Ted, which was conceived as an animated series, suffers the flaws of Family Guy without sharing its strangeness.
Boston Phoenix
2.5
Ted is cool if you solely want to laugh, but with the number of great comedies that have come out recently that both crack you up and tug at your hear ..
Cairo 360
4.0
McFarlanes directorial debut showcases a very practical formal style that lets the comedy speak for the scenes.The aesthetic is governed by the jokes.
Graffiti With Punctuation
3.0
The greatest compliment I can pay Seth MacFarlanes Ted is that although this is essentially one of those slacker, stoner comedies, and such comedies a ..
Spectator
1.5
Thats especially true when there isnt even a real joke to speak of.
Battleship Pretension
4.0
You can, of course, study the deep dish psychology behind the story you know, its really about a man who refuses to grow up and the fuzzy bear is just ..
Honey Cutts Hollywood
2.0
Sorry, but I could bearly stomach Ted. Give me a good gross out comedy any old day, but this one aint funny.
Movie Chambers
2.0
As fans of MacFarlanes brand of equal opportunities offensiveness will know, any sentimentality is purely ironic.
Sky
4.5
Its a bold, raucous comedy that takes no prisoners and shows no mercy, emerging as something both hilarious and yet strangely touching, sustaining its ..
The Dispatch (Lexington, N ..
0.5
Instead of inspiration there is just a great deal of borderline psychotic cussing and an endless parade of lame gay jokes, fart jokes, drug jokes and ..
Movie Martyr
4.0
Its this foul mouthed trash talking real stuffed bear, and its a really funny movie.K: So whats the premise of this movie
Schmoes Know
2.0
Youll feel the warmth and camaraderie of a Bostonian and his little sentient bear.
Film.com
3.0
Fans of the MacFarlane oeuvre will be tickled; everyone else would be advised to sample Family Guy, among other shows, to see if they really, really n ..
Metro Times
3.5
Ted is raunchy and funny as you might expect but its also surprisingly sweet natured. Quite a fun and satisfying first feature from MacFarlane.
Kpbs
4.5
Fans of meta touches will appreciate one particular spoof within a spoof within a spoof.
Hey U Guys
3.5
...it does serve up a pretty jaw dropping array of remarkably crude, nasty, and at times pretty gut busting jokes.
MSN Movies
4.5
Ted is one of the funniest, craziest, most offensive comedies about immaturity Ive seen this year.
3.8
McFarlanes trademark humor easily shines through in an incredibly sharp screenplay that seems almost too smart for its own good at points, even when d ..
Flixist
3.8
But probably not.The clever absurdity of Ted is just about as much NSFW, wish come true nonsense as any sane person needs.
Movie Line
3.0
A large part of the plot is indebted to the camp classic Flash Gordon, which will probably just leave most people confused.When its funny, its hilario ..
Standard Net Au
3.1
An ugly looking film, with the expected ugly jokes and extended pop culture riffs, but, like the similarly scattershot Family Guy, its holds your inte ..
Gomemphis
2.5
MacFarlanes brand of humour shines in parts but the overall story of arrested development and romance almost becomes worthy of parodying on one of Mac ..
The Popcorn Junkie
2.0
Writer directormakes the leap from the animated TV sitcomsandwith a splash, if not exactly chops, and the laughs more or less carry you through the cl ..
Blog Oregonlive
4.0
By films end, youll miss them.Tender moments aside; lets not forget this is Seth McFarlane.
Fox News
4.5
Im not saying hes the greatesthis overwhelming prettiness is still his major selling pointbut hes not a waste of space.
Cines Nark
3.5
Its too crude for the kids but nowhere near subversive enough to set itself apart from other R rated comedies in the same tradition.
7 Dvt
2.0
So feel free to tell me to lighten up and get a sense of humour, but its also worth asking whether its humour that really drives Teds nasty streak.
Ultra Culture
4.5
If youve never enjoyed Family Guy, youll probably be highly resistant to the films charms.
Fanboys of the Universe
3.0
Who would think a teddy bear would shine in this Summers comedies
Jo Reviews
2.5
Some of this is undeniably funny, but the humor is very hit or miss.
Seattle Times
4.0
Much of that is attributed to MacFarlanes sensibilities and the straight play and charm of Wahlberg and Kunis.
The Reel Deal
4.0
Its hard to be offended when the comedy is great and keeps you laughing at the insanity of it all.
Big Hollywood
3.8
Promises to be one of the most original, twisted and outrageous comedies of the year, and succeeds 75% of the time.
2.0
You can overlook an awful lot in a comedy when it makes you laugh.
Dallas News
3.8
Ted is boorish, ridiculous and offensive. It also is refreshingly unapologetic. That alone makes it worth seeing.
Jc Online
2.5
Even the many jabs at pop culture has beens and barely wases fall flat most of the time.The bears funny, though.
Jackson Ville
3.0
Theres something quite wonderful about having a bear that is this free to speak its mind.
2.0
Soulless, angry white guy comedy at its worst. This is a smug, nasty little number.
Deads
2.5
The setup brings the project to the high concept friendly style of the fish out of water tale.
Film International
1.5
If you didnt like the movie, stick with that, but dont pile on indefensible things.
Every Movie Hasalesson
3.0
Only a protracted fight between the titular fuzzball and a well cast Mark Wahlberg begins to tap into the absurd potential of the concept.
Projection Booth Blog Spot ..
3.8
Gives the usual R rated raunchiness featuring men and boys behaving badly a magical twist.
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) ..
2.0
A film with Teds ingredients should have you stone drunk on laughter but this film is the comedic equivalent of pissed in light beer: its 2.5% funny.
The Crat
2.5
By the third act, the thin premise collapses and the film runs out of steam, bringing in jarring elements that dont work with a light Peter Pan comedy ..
3.5
If you can stomach the long, dull stretches, you might find the prize worthwhile.
Ticket Sarasota
3.3
Even when the film gets chaotic with silly situations and awkward attempts at comedy, Wahlberg is Teds consistent bright spot.
Jeffreyklyles Word Press
4.5
Although, this toy is an enabler, swears like a sailor, and dates trashy women, so hes not exactly childlike.
Deep Focus Review
2.0
Fluctuating between crass and sentimental without being particularly impressive at either, Ted wears out its welcome very, very fast.
Moviedex
3.0
Underneath the fur ious comedy of Ted is the standard skeleton of a traditional rom com complete with a conservative ending. Ted does not really work ..
UTV
3.8
But there is also inspired sight gags, raunchy sex jokes, juvenile bathroom humor and plenty of racial slurs.Most of the humor works.
Jeffrey Manderson Blog Spo ..
4.4
MacFarlane shows hes going to be just as popular a filmmaker as he is at TV animation. Lord help us all.
4.5
MacFarlane knows American pop culture and, when at his best, he uses it in a critical way that is hilarious.
Jestherent Blog Spot
4.5
but unlike some toys to grace the screen, he doesnt try to be overly sweet and predictable so you end up not minding that hes CGI and not a hand puppe ..
2.0
Ted is worth seeing, but its not quite the water cooler flick it aspires to be. Or maybe it was months ago as a trailer.
4.0
Those who detest Family Guy will not be converted but fans will surely lap up a film that whilst sometimes flawed is rude, crude and often very funny.
Sabotage Times
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