The Haunted Mansion

  • 2003


MOVIE IS original imaginative unsentimental ludicrous predictable
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15 %
13 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 10
Negative reviews 20
Average Rating 2.1/5
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4.5
Shes also the films moral center, but since a film like Demonlover (and theres never been a film like Demonlover to my knowledge) has no moral center, .. Austin Chronicle
1.5
Disney continues its recent trend of re purposing its amusement park rides into feature movies, a dubious activity but one that proved its potential w .. Austin Chronicle
3.0
The story has its intrigues and, in true Disney tradition, its family friendly morals, but it still feels like a half hearted attempt to make this mor .. Screen Daily
3.1
The Haunted Mansion wont much entertain older family members, but it might be fun for kids and seems headed for a long run on home video. Rogerebert
3.0
It smacks of tempting fate to start a movie with the words, Welcome foolish mortals, even if they greet riders of the Disney theme park attraction tha .. Tv Guide
2.5
It contains a few mild scares and some kindergarten type humor, though kids old enough to enjoy the thrills will probably not find the movie funny and .. Combust Ible Celluloid
2.5
Its not really a bad movie, just average.Suitable for a cheap movie rental. Lariat
3.2
Kids will probably find most of it scary in a fun way, but you know your kids better than I do. Eric Ds Nider
2.0
Its watchable and enjoyable to a degree, but as Minkoff tries harder and harder to crank up the slapstick and suspense, the film lumbers to a halt. Shadows On The Wall
1.0
The main problem with the film is that it fails as both comedy and horror. View London
2.5
It would take more than talented players and computer generated visuals to raise such a silly story to memorable heights, however. Cs Monitor
1.0
But any real, resonating passion is truly beyond the talents of everyone involved. Film Journal
2.5
The worst that can be said about The Haunted Mansion is that its remarkably tepid.The best that can be said is that its reasonably harmless and nicely .. Mountain X
3.1
Dana Verkouteren, Associated Press This courtroom sketch depicts Rick Gates, right, answering questions by prosecutor Greg Andres as he testifies in t .. Star Tribune
3.1
A lot of the beats are a bit too familiar from previous entries in the series, which isnt surprising given that this is the fifth film to play off the .. Q Network
1.0
Once upon a time, a theme park ride was with the addition of some CGI ghosts and a big name star turned into a hugely successful Hollywood movie.The H .. Empire
1.0
Inspired by Disneylands Haunted Mansion ride, the movie of the same name is about as original as you might expect. Common Sense Media
2.5
The movie also has a brisk pace that was lacking in Pirates and several other summer movies aimed at kids. Sf Gate
2.0
Tiny tots might find some bits too scary, grown ups will crave suspense, and everyone will lament the lack of laughs. Bbc
2.5
The biggest surprise here may be that Jennifer Tilly, as a ghostly fourtune teller trapped inside her own crystal ball, is not the best thing about th .. Slant Magazine
1.5
The comedy induces fewer giggles than it should and the plot raises questions that are never answered. Washington Post
1.8
Special F/X, alone, do not make a good movie.If the creative folk at Disney are going to keep using the theme parks as an idea pool for films, they sh .. Reeling Reviews
1.8
If the creative folk at Disney are going to keep using the theme parks as an idea pool for films, they should stick to the Pirates mold and break the .. Reeling Reviews
1.5
Its mostly just predictable and boring and all silly not scary stuff popping out and going Boo! and Hello, who is this Flickfilosopher
2.5
Unsentimental, non glamorized, and unclouded by the usual overlay of rose colored nostalgia, this is a raw but rewarding motion picture. ReelViews
2.5
The films look and feel aptly captures the spirit of the Disney attraction. Hollywood
2.2
In other words, all the familiar imagery of the original ride, minus the charm, the tongue in cheek cleverness and the how did they do that sense of w .. Seattle Pi
2.5
When a Disney ride becomes a movie, theres not much hope that things will turn out as well as they do in this tame horror comedy aimed at the preteen .. Coles Mithey
2.5
No dark spirits!.Dont you make no dark spirits come out! and one can see how much worse The Haunted Mansion could have been. Spliced Wire
1.9
Though the film is stylishly directed, the storyline is just too ludicrous to ever be taken seriously. Reel Film
2.5
Despite some imaginative designs (sets, costumes, makeup), The Haunted Mansion just sort of lies there, as if like some of its characters it is waitin .. Deseret News
1.5
The Overland Park man driving a boat when it slammed into a Lake of the Ozarks bluff was legally intoxicated at the time of the crash, tests show. Kansas City
3.5
You will be able to save yourself from getting disappointed of watching nothing but a lame movie. Window To The Movies
1.5
With The Haunted Mansion, you might wonder if its better than the same actors on a theme park ride. Flip Side Archive
2.5
This era in his career is going to be remembered (or not remembered, more likely) for movies that come and go without much note.If you liked Murphys l .. Fat Guys At The Movies
2.5
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3.8
Snitch What lengths would you go to to protect your child.Snitch proves there is no limit. Entertainment Spectrum
2.5
We want you to be happy!.What if I do a mailing and get returned mail Movie Eye
2.0
Orange mans 2nd trial nets life term in killing Conner had turned down a 25 year plea offer and took his chances at trial. Orlando Sentinel
1.0
To that I say: Even five year olds deserve quality entertainment. Metro Weekly
1.5
Sad to say, once youve seen The Haunted Mansion, youll have to keep relying on those memories. Horror
1.0
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2.8
With it premiering in NYC, EDGE spoke to Avella about his provocative drama. Edge Boston
2.0
The story is so flimsy, could it possibly have been ghostwritten by Goofy The Star



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