The Ten

  • 2008


MOVIE IS blasphemous imaginative worthwhile musical
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18 %
35 % Rotten
$ 0 Million
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Positive Reviews 24
Negative reviews 14
Average Rating 2.8/5
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1.5
By the time, the cast reunites for a self indulgent ending musical number, Wains thin central conceit has worn out its welcome. Av Club
3.5
Like the comic masterpieces of Allens 70s heyday, the first five short films represent a brilliant, laugh out loud combination of grad school brainine .. Av Club
3.8
The Ten is devious and inspired enough to juice you past any weak spots. Thou shalt be amused. EW
1.5
To its credit, Arctic Tale isnt a hard sell on the environmental angle (and really, after the mainstream medias recent coverage of a near disastrous m .. Austin Chronicle
3.1
The Ten is, I guess, sacrilegious in the strictest sense of the term, and its interest in investigating the commandments can be skin deep, as theyre o ..
4.5
The Ten never breaks out of jejune noodling and into something truly provocative.
1.5
If youre looking for ha ha funny, then The Ten is probably not for you youll be more likely scratching your head in befuddled wonderment.
3.0
It never really quite works up the energy to be as wild and outrageous as it clearly wants to be. E Film Critic
3.8
Not so much blasphemous as it is very silly, and it lives up to the one unbendable commandment of comedy: Its funny. San Francisco Chronicle
2.5
The Ten is so proud of its own wit and irreverence that when you fail to be equally impressed, you are likely to wonder if your own sense of humor is, .. Ny Daily News
1.5
The Ten, admittedly, is not Krzysztof Kieslowskis Decalogue. Wains pieces are just jumping off points for screwball improv and inspired throwaways. Philly
2.2
Apart from an occasional bright line and amusing throwaway bits of business, the humor here is juvenile and flat...The Ten is at best a five. One Guys Opinion
2.5
This is one of those films where the humor is of the hit and miss variety, and it misses more often than it hits. The jokes are transparent. Its not d .. ReelViews
1.3
Everyone involved seems to have been operating from the presumption that gross and blasphemous equals hilarious. Would that it did. Tv Guide
3.5
The comedy itself is hit or miss mostly hit for me, but humor is incredibly subjective, and this style of humor is particularly prone to the either yo .. Eric Ds Nider
3.0
Not exactly the stone etched last word on biblical moviemaking, The Ten at least has a rare flair for the non sequitur, and a sassy, spasmodic charm. News Review
1.5
A slightly patchy tapestry that tickles about as much as it annoys, full of unexpected laughs but also some torturous dead spots. Film Journal International ..
2.5
Three of the comic segments in The Ten are sort of funny. Three others are just so so. And the remaining four are just dumb, painfully unfunny and/or .. Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
2.8
This anthology promises to be wild and blasphemous, but only three episodes are funny or witty (the usual problem with compilations); the all star cas .. Emanuellevy
3.0
Lets talk about Paul Rudd. I think he may be in every film in 2007 and thats okay by me, because Paul Rudd has become an acting Man God. Flim Threet
2.5
Most of the segments are as clueless about their designated commandment as they are about whats supposed to be funny. Las Vegas Weekly
2.5
Despite many giddy moments, the conceit becomes gradually more exhausting, until somewhere around the seventh commandment youre ready to choose Gods w .. Calendar Live
1.3
In other words, I hated it, and if there are a better three words in the English language to adequately explain my feelings I must admit I have not ye .. Movie Freak
2.5
Too often, The Ten is simply not funny enough, stretched thin by ideas played out too long. Boxoffice Magazine
1.3
A blasphemous parody so painful to sit through it seems designed by the Almighty as punishment for heathens and sinners. News Blaze
3.0
The Ten is, while not bad, nor unfunny, surely not as good as it had ought to be. Antagony & Ecstasy
1.9
Perhaps the Bible needs an 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore. That might stem misfires such as The Ten. Chron
3.5
Yeah we liked this movie (with our self proclaimed warped senses of humor), but we KNOW its not for everyone, so thou shalt not blame us if you dont e .. TheMovieChicks.com
4.5
The Ten may be the funniest movie of the year. Its so earnest, they follow the most ridiculous threads to the logical extreme. All of the characters a .. Can Mag
1.5
Any film that casts Oliver Platt as an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator and takes the name of Dianne Wiest in vain gets my vote. IGN Movies
2.5
There is a fun film in there somewhere, especially for those who know what theyre getting into and are willing to just go with it. If youre not bother .. Movies Ign
1.5
...brings to mind the fondly remembered Kentucky Fried Movie/Amazon Women on the Moon anthos from the 70s and 80s. Film.com
3.2
In spite of its shortcomings, The Ten is an inspired and imaginative bellwether for where modern American comic sensibilities lay at the moment. It pu .. Film Critic 1963 Typepad
3.1
For Bible related fun, The Ten is at least a higher power than Evan Almighty. Metromix.com
2.5
Any of the films concepts would be pretty funny in a tossed off Saturday Night Live skit, but presenting these absurdist ideas in the context of an im .. Commercial Appeal
3.5
I discovered a solid handful of worthwhile chuckles in the flick, most of which came from the smoothly reliable Paul Rudd and the still adorable Winon .. Cinematical
2.5
Its not an ice water shock that The Ten turns out to be merely the fuse to a satirical firecracker that never quite explodes. What did we expect, Kryz .. Premiere Magazine
3.1
we leave the theater feeling like weve just been at a church service that went on a little too long. Madison
4.5
The Ten has a meticulous rhythm and consistency, with aspects of early commandments informing the latter. Not Coming
3.1
This is a take it or leave it proposition, but worth a place on your NetFlix queue.
2.5
If there were Ten Commandments for filmmaking, one would certainly be: Thou shalt not pass off sketch comedy as a feature film, especially when chargi .. Freep
3.7
One guesses the talent that signed up for this negligible movie did so out of good will for Wain and Marino. Or maybe they all did it ... as a goof. Ar Kansas Online
3.1
Wain is a big fan of offbeat, exaggerated humor that either hits so big you think hes a genius or misses so badly you wonder whether hes sane. Arizona Daily Star
4.5
The success (of each sketch) varies not just according to quality but how tickled you find yourself from moment to moment by this kind of high wire co .. The Reeler
1.5
More than simply unentertaining, The Ten comes from an America of silly, laddish self regard and hollow protest.
1.5
Anytime you compile a series of vignettes and call it a feature film, youre going to have hits and misses. Its the nature of the structure. One Local News
3.5
The humor in The Ten is hit or miss, with some of the comedy and performances feeling kind of forced. Still, if youre in the mood for an unconventiona ..
4.5
I wish that the batting average in The Ten was a little higher, but Im happy that Wain and Marino got up to the plate and knocked a few out of the par ..



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