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The Velocity of Gary
1999
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1.5
We gave it a D The incomprehensibility of the title, The Velocity of Gary * (*not his real name), is nothing compared with the labored artsiness and h ..
EW
2.5
Hydrants can be refreshing on a hot day, and this makes a great shot, but would a homeless man lightly contemplate hours in wet jeans and squelchy sho ..
Rogerebert
3.5
The Velocity of Gary (1999) 3 Stars (out of 4) Tweet Tattoos and Porn By Jeffrey M. Anderson Salma Hayek turns in a great performance as Mary Carmen i ..
Combust Ible Celluloid
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But really, this is a perfect example of a wasted opportunity though there are moments here and there in which some actual emotion manages to seep thr ..
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1999 is young yet, but this one is a sure contender for worst film of the year.
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2.5
Dogma is being billed as a comic fantasia, and that description should be taken to its core: its a comedy; its a fantasy.
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