John Tucker Must Die

  • 2006


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26 % Rotten
$ 68 Million
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Positive Reviews 10
Negative reviews 20
Average Rating 2.2/5
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1.5
But astonishingly (and offensively), the witless ending comes down harder on the women than the cad. EW
2.5
But thats a funny line.And Im happy to say, from the way its delivered, you can bet Betty Thomas knows its funny, too. Rogerebert
1.5
Theres precious little for older audiences: none of the bite of Mean Girls, and the transparent plotting and gender stereotyping annoy. Time Out
0.6
The films sheer technical ineptitude seems almost intentional, bordering on avant garde expressiveness.
2.5
But despite doing its best to jiggle, giggle and ogle its way into a niche somewhere between Heathers and American Pie, it becomes just another forget ..
2.0
Given its lack of edge and few memorable moments well, again, there is Metcalfe wearing that Victorias Secret underwear John Tucker Must Die will undo ..
2.5
But their determination is something to see and occasionally even to laugh at.The title notwithstanding, no contract is put out on Johns life. San Francisco Chronicle
2.0
A load of formulaic nonsense that should still turn a few young heads thanks to its fantasy plot and Jesse Metcalfes chest
1.9
No one stands out as being especially good or bad and, as most people will acknowledge, nothing is more boring than mediocrity. ReelViews
2.5
But the vengeance fizzles both in intent and in cinematic execution. Usa Today
3.2
Why spend paragraphs telling you what the movies about when that one sentence tells you everything.Sure, the movie, which by the way is a snarky and m .. Eric Ds Nider
3.0
And its briskly energetic, even if the script relies far too heavily on corny dialog and convenient gadgetry like Kates bra cam.Director Thomas fills .. Shadows On The Wall
3.0
Similarly, all the girls really do in the makeover is to straighten her hair and make her a cheerleader.This is an enjoyable comedy with attractive pe .. View London
3.5
And Tucker himself isnt a caddish caricature, but an adolescent simply behaving in what he thinks is a suave way; theres nothing misanthropic about hi .. Film Journal International ..
1.9
When you cant figure out how to end your movie, end it with a cake fight. Deseret News (Salt Lake Ci ..
1.9
... a dreary female revenge timewaster that steals from so many and returns so little. Toronto Star
2.5
Because no one makes it through high school without experiencing at least one heartbreak, this revenge comedy co starring Jesse Metcalfe and Brittany .. Reel Talk Reviews
3.0
Its aggressive and sexy enough to appeal to kids like its central characters before undermining many of their assumptions. Eye For Film
3.0
Buoyed by its good looking cast and entertaining script, John Tucker Must Die is witty and funny, as it reminds us that it is cool to be yourself whoe ..
1.8
And thats the films one saving grace.The promiscuous one is the coolest one of the bunch. Movies
2.0
MIRED IN CLICHES AND SENTIMENTALITY Although the title promises scathing humour a la Mean Girls, the gags are as soft and banal as two ply toilet pape .. Bbc
2.5
Taken as a silly teen romp and nothing more, the picture fares only slightly better. The Movie Boy
3.5
In fairness to all concerned, Im not sure exactly how you fix it in such a way that everyone gets what they deserve and also comes out of it all relat .. Bullz-Eye
2.5
In the typical vein of high school teen movies full of joie de vivre, John Tucker Must Die is unadulterated fluff. Derivative but somewhat amusing. Hollywood
2.5
Otherwise, the film lacks the nerve for any genuinely nasty fun or comic bite. Seattle Pi
2.0
Designed as an ultimate revenge fantasy John Tucker Must Die is a moderately funny teen comedy with a few flashes of bawdy humor. Coles Mithey
2.5
Unfortunately, if youve seen the trailers, youve seen the best and funniest parts of the film. 7M Pictures
1.3
When we have savvy, smart TV shows like Veronica Mars, which perfectly and cleverly capture the angst and tribulations of high school life, theres abs .. Boxoffice Magazine
2.5
It doesnt wow you and it misses some opportunities at laughs, but overall it wont bore you and doesnt embarrass anyone involved with it. Three Movie Buffs
1.9
The only one whos getting screwed over in this film is the audience.
2.5
John Tucker Must Die has some of the most entertaining trailers and commercials of the year, but they should have hired that editor to make the whole .. Waffle Movies
1.3
The entire, unspoken aim of the movie seems to be slobbering J.T. worship.His liars charm deserves comeuppance but never gets it; the film cant ignore .. Chron
1.5
The flicks girl power aesthetic frequently gets lost in the madcap shuffle of elaborate, high tech adventures that are far beyond the capabilities of .. Or Lando Weekly
1.5
Theres something mildly charming about this cheerful revenge comedys lack of any straightforward moral agenda. Chicago Reader
2.8
It feels like the story doesnt have enough meat to accommodate a feature film, as the girls must keep coming up with new ways to embarrass John. From The Balcony
1.5
Rarely has a title promised so much, and delivered so little. John Tucker Must Die is toothless, gormless, witless, and, worst of all, deathless. Film4
1.9
Can you tell I sat between an 11 year old and a 14 year old, and could barely keep my mind on the movie for all my embarrassment Denver Post
1.9
Well either fix the issue to your satisfaction or issue you a full, immediate refund.Just let us know we want you to be happy! Movie Eye
1.9
Had it mined edgier territory and stuck to its guns, it wouldve proven a more engaging vehicle than the mild laugher we have here Dark Horizons
3.1
It functions well as a guilty pleasure that has some smile worthy gags alongside the occasional Farrelly Brothers style gross out moment. Premiere Magazine
2.5
Allen, bless his myopic soul, seems to be functioning in a vacuum.
3.8
Teen comedies are notoriously predictable, and screenwriter Jeff Lowell isnt out to rock the genre boat, but his smartly written dialogue and the infe .. Online Tv Guide



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