Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk is a 2017 English-language Comedy Drama movie. A teenage boy comes of age during the Reagan years, discovering that he really enjoys many pleasurable things that his family and his religion frown upon. Confessions of a teenage jesus jerk stars Sasha Feldman, Nicholas Harsin, Kit Dezolt, Lauren Lakis, Paul Adelstein, Tara Summers and Sam Breslin Wright.